HowTo:Make Portals Using Uncyclopedia

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Have you ever been on Uncyclopedia, looking for an article that you can suitably screw up with pointless commentary? Then, you should obviously know what it feels like to want to drop it all and read that article about for the 500th time. Of course, not only will you have to drag your mouse all the way over to the search bar and type in 3 letters, but it will leave your current article without satisfying your daily quota of douchebaggery. But now, there's a new way to do all of that: Portals!

crap and stuff


[edit] What the Hell?

Don't understand that at all? Speaking L33T wise, here's what you need:

Alright, let's get started...

[edit] Instructions

  1. Scroll to the top of the page and click on the Edit tab.
  2. Find a suitable location to place your portal. It really doesn't matter where, although it would look cooler if it was part of a header.
  3. First, put two brackets facing right. Then, type the title of the article that you want to portal to, in this case sex. Then, put two brackets facing left.
  4. Click on Save Page.
  5. On the newly edited article, click on your portal to go to your article.

[edit] Isn't that called a link?

No, it's a portal. Even The Cake knows that. Idiot.

“Actually, portals are created using the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device *bzzzzzt* um, Aperture Science Hapless Physics Decomposer??? <Article Name Here> was written by a moron.”

~ GLaDOS on this article

“You can't say moron on the radio. You can only say it on TV and the interwebs.”

~ G-man on GLaDOS' above quote
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