HowTo:Pick up female nerds
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Welcome nerds, to How to pick up female nerds in the Relationships and Health course. Here, we will teach you how to pick up female nerds. Now, let's get started. Oh, and if you're a geek, follow the same procedure. Just replace "nerd" and "nerdette" with "geek" and "geekette".
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[edit] The Female Nerd
[edit] Basics
A female nerd is also known as a nerdette, for starters. Both nerds and nerdettes usually do what they usually do, such as going to Star Trek conventions, play against each other online and so on (See nerd if you want more information of what a nerd does). As a bonus, nerdettes love handsome nerds. Some nerdettes wear glasses, to make themselves look like a true nerdette.
[edit] Recognising a nerdette
A nerdette could wear (or have):
- Glasses (if they're short-sighted from playing too much World of Warcraft)
- A fanny pack (also known as a bum bag)
- An IQ of higher than 110. That is, an awesome brain.
- Awesome PWNAGE
- Likes hard maths such as calculus and algebra.
[edit] Nerdy Love
Now before dating a nerdette, we would continue on with the strigest rules as possible. Most importantly never invite her to an online MMORPG battle, unless she wants to, that is. The easiest way, like ordinary dating, is to ask what she likes. While dating a nerdette, take her out to the movies (preferrably Sci-Fi movies to keep in the geek or nerd theme). Compete her against maths, especially Sudoku or Algebra. And most importantly, have cybersex with her if she wants it. If she doesn't, just do something else with her.
Be sure to obey the rules, otherwise you'll end up dumped forever. What I recommend is a nerdette who is Catholic in religion. If you want, you can write poems such as:
- Roses are #FF0000,
- Violets are #0000FF,
- All my base
- Are belong to you!
[edit] Just one more note
If she want to marry you, say yes. Say no, and she'll be sad. Same as in reverse: if you want to marry her, she'll either say yes or no. That ends the class on relationships. Now your homework is to go to Wikipedia and research on nerds and geeks- male and female.
