HowTo:Stand Out in Class
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“Duh, like I need to do anything to stand out!”
~ High school girls on Standing out in classClass. The adolescent's last frontier. A boiling pot of public pressure, where coolness clashes with chanceless, and non-conformity is just as much the norm as conformity is. Tens of thousands of teens go to school every day, trying desperately to be an individual without falling too much out of line. This guide is not for them. This guide is for the radical, the hard-liners who do not care about social norms, hygiene, public safety or even their own life. I can see your eyebrows rising. You clearly don't fit into that category. Don't be ashamed. It matters not. Read on, and open your mouthhole in admiration of these brave souls.
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[edit] Step 2: Creating your new image
So u know who you are now. Whatever one you may have picked one thing is certain. You fail at life. Everyone is ashamed of you. But all is not lost. If you follow these few steps and you will be transformed into a more normal person. And this near impossible task can be done in just one day!1!!1!!1!1!!
Erase all memory of your old ways Like in the film were that guy (his name isn't important) decides his life is shit (just like you have done) and makes a new look. However, is plan is foiled is soe shit plot hole and he decides you are who you are. Lets get real. This is the real world and you want to change. So here is a list of treasures from your old life that must be burned!
- Depressing T-shirts (your normal now, remember?)
- World of Warcraft
- Weird Al Yankovich cd's
- Your Spider Man costume with 6-pac
- Books on how to build model areoplanes (you still haven't finished it)
- ALL depressing shit
- ALL Star Trek shit
Pick on weaker peeps Now this is a tough one. If you get this wrong their is no point of doing the above step. Think of your old self. You were "wet willied" and "dirty sanchezed" by your fellow rats all attempting to rat their way up the rat ladder and challenge the head rat and his rat girl to a rat-off to in a last rat standing battle of rattiness to become the overlord of the rat and have rat-minions! Its all about rats.
