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Hey, you here alone? Good. Sure there's nobody else around? OK, then we'll begin. Contained in this article are details on how to access, edit and beet off on some of the most highly guarded information known to man: ie. that contained on Uncyclopedia. Only read on if you're sure you can handle the unadulterated secrecy and have the hacking skills of a lumberjack. Still interested? Well, OK...OH SHIT...FBI (I hope you can hide your cocaine quickly because the FBI is here).

1 Wait. Why are you hacking uncyclopedia?
2 The Password
3 Hacking Uncyclopedia
4 What to do next
5 See also
6 External links

[edit] Wait. Why are you hacking uncyclopedia?

Go bigger and better and take out wikipedia, you might even get honoured in uncyclopedia or not get eaten by a grue (unlikely, Very unlikely).

[edit] The Password

The password to Uncyclopedia may or may not be qweasd. (Note: it isn't.)

[edit] Hacking Uncyclopedia

Step 1: Go to http://uncyclopedia.org/.
Step 2: Go to one of the following pages:
- Uncyclopedia:Supersecret admin page
- Special:Listusers/sysop and select a random name from the list, any one that takes your fancy.
Step 3: Click the 'edit' tab from the top toolbar.
Step 4: Select all the text on the page. Hit Delete.
Step 5: Enter 'xxxxxxx is gay' into the edit box. Insert the name of one of your classmates and/or your most hated enemy.

Note: Never, under any circumstances enter the name of an actual homosexual person here.

Step 6: Insert a reference to Sweden, Norway or George Bush.
Step 7: Place wikilinks to goatse.cz.
Step 8: Click 'Save Changes'. Grin Smugly.
Step 9: Grin more smugly. Then turn off your computer and cry to yourself that you still live in your mother's basement. After that cry because the only girl who has ever loved was your mom and even she lies to you because she hates your ass(hole).

Congratulations. You have now hacked Uncyclopedia. You are now at the peak of your existence. Now get back to masturbating, my good sir.

[edit] What to do next

Once you have gained access to the Top Secret Information, you will be a marked man/woman/idiot. Certain occurrences will now follow.

Step 10: Get blocked for all eternity.
Step 11: Run as far away from your computer as you can.
Step 12: Change computer station.
Step 13: Go back to step 1 and repeat.
Step 14: Kill yourself because you just hacked Uncyclopedia.

Note: the above methods only work on Uncyclopedia. Hacking Wikipedia, Encyclopedia Dramatica or other wikis will result in the CIA immediately tracing your IP and paying you a visit within minutes. If you do happen to do so, run like hell or open fire with a cap gun.

Warning: You did not read this article. It does not exist. Shhh. Now Bugger Off. And don't say anything to anybody or you will be huffed.

HTTP 404 ERROR: YOU HAVE NOW HACKED YOUR MOM