HowTo:Stop Hunger

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By far the most accepted method of accomplishing this feat tends to be:

Eat.

Widely regarded as a very (if not the most) effective way to get rid of hunger, eating has in recent years become a frequently prescribed cure for this devastating and debilitating disease.

[edit] Alternative methods

Scientist have conducted countless experiments in research field, in the hopes of discovering alternative solutions for hunger. Some of the possible solutions trialled were:

• Kitten huffing - Didn't help much.
• Eat your own feces - Only prolonged the effects.
• Running around with your head stuck up your arse - See above.
• Smoking pot - Didn't help at all.
• Talking - This one works pretty good, as long as you're not just talking to yourself about how hungry you are. Chances are if you talk long enough and the person you're talking to isn't a complete bastard, they will say something along the lines of, "You hungry or something?" and offer you the nourishment you so desperately need. If not, draw out the conversation as long as possible or drop hints.

Research continues at various levels of scientific fields to find other, possibly better, methods of stopping hunger, but to this day eating has proven the best method.

[edit] Best hunger-stopping foods

However, said research has lead scientists to believe that the Donut is, in fact, the best way to conquer hunger--although, it is noted, there is a myriad of other foods that work pretty well.

Foods that didn't work too good for some reason or another are:

• Brick -- They are too difficult to chew.
• Poison -- It has a tendency to kill upon ingestion.
• Neutron stars -- They have a higher density than Lembas. Eat with caution.
• Oscar Wilde quotes -- Turned out to be inedible, greatly to the surprise of the test subjects.
• Air