Hristo Stoichkov
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“Fuck man, let's not exaggarate that...â€
~ Oscar Wilde on Hristo Stoichkov
“No "mamata", no "mamata"â€
~ European Referees on Hristo Stoichkov
Hristo Stoichkov, also known as Kamata, is one of the famous well mannered bulgarian activists from the KyP (Kind Yoghurt People, don't ask me why...) ogranisation, preparing the world for the great mangal invasion in 2044.
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[edit] History
Hristo Stoichkov was born in 1944 in the small town of Laskovo (recently turned into a great chicken industry megapolis) and raised by a tribe of wild mangals in the mistical woods of south Dacota (south of the so called Stara Planina Mountain). He used to live like one of them for about 10-15 years and soon assimilated their distinctive manner of behaviour, which many scientists believe, he is still using today. In the 1960's he was found by a group of nazi scientist, lost many years ago in their mission of finding the Lost Ark and possibly the remains of Lili Ivanova inside. But after the nazis were attacked by the rival Lili Ivanova rescuing mission of Vashko da Gama, Hriso Stoichkov was brought to the museum of natural art in Barcelona as a living speciment of the so called missing link between the human and Bill Clinton. There began his football career...
[edit] Achievments
Hristo Stoichkov holds the world records for the greatest amount of polite curses on one referee during a football game, the most false penalty dives in one football meeting and simultaneously famous for breaking the main referee's leg at the end of the match. Hristo Stoichkov has recently became a coach of the Bulgarian National Football Team, which has resulted in a raise of the cultural qualities of the players. Hristo Stoichkov has sold The Golden Ball to buy a tube of Carlovska Rakia Prevazhodna
[edit] Facts
He got his nickname "Kamata" ("The Dagger") after scoring a penalty goal in FIFA 94 BG Edition to all the players in the irc channel #putkata_maina.
[edit] Quotes
According to Bateto, Stoichkov is the creator of all the wisdom in the world, though he often remains misunderstood because of his outstanding intellectual potential, developed during his mangal years. Here are some of his most famous words:
Ei leshper, da ti iba putkata maina! - A kind way of drawin the attention of another player
Da ti iba putkata maichina, da iba, putkaa, putkaa! - A original way of sending a greeting to the mother of the main referee
Em sikidjem, em para veredjem! - A kind of exprecion of his sexual needs during a football game
S miriJlivite cici navunka ! - A very nice appeal to a female journalist (and her tits), interviewing players on an entrance of a bus
Pichka ti lelina (Your aunt's pussy) - A very kind sexual allusion
