Huh

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This article is very funny and throughout the entire thing will make you go HUH. So read it all the way through and enjoy. Please ignore what those loser Wiki people say. They have no lives spending all there time reading every single one of these things a tell you if there funny or not. Poor basement nerds.

[edit] Story

Well Ima give a crack cocaine at this uncyclopedia if yall is ready. Once upon a time In a land far away called home there lives a boy named Arthur Chew but his friends called him Art Chew for short and for some reason when he told people this they thought he had a cold or the flu. Anyway when he was chilling outside of home with his homies eating chili. Sorry my brother just walked in the room giving my shoes back and I got sidetracked.

He was talking to his friend Angelo when now that I think about it is a cheezy and lazy way of making a name out of angel. They were talking and smoking canibus when there friend kiesha walked up. Kiesha was the preetiest milf in the eight grade going on her third baby. Out of no coincidence she was eight months preagnant with R-Kellys baby. We all werent that surprised after seeing her on the Maury show two times before claiming That it was Roberts, of course he denied them, and I was very surprising to find that the first one wasn't his. Can you believe this girl had been sleepin with other guys, she tried to claim it had to be his cause she hadnt been with no one else but we know the truth.

After that escaped he was on the show again and this time it was his. Im not to sure about this one cause we could pull out a NYC phone book right now a point to a name and anyone could be eligible. Non of this stopped Angelo though. He was on her like an asian guys dog on a rotisery stick. Me on the other hand Im not after white girls I like chocalate, unlike Micheal who likes almond joys,you know the chocalate with nuts (gross).

Well back to the story at hand ME and Angelo were posted up like mail boxes on the corner when Kiesha came. She was all complaining about how bobby hit here again. Well in my coat of arms it says qoute unqoute "I shall neva let any nigga put his hands on a hoe". So what was I to do but go handle up on that fool(for those a little slow on slang go beat him up).

Well Im going to stop for now because my brother says this article is "gay" and it makes me sound like a "little white girl" and Im using bad grammar. I dont want to continue if its stupid but if you people like it I would like for your input to tell me if i should keep writting or not.

[edit] WHAT THE...?

Can you people believe they marked my article with some um I forget now because I erased the crap in the edit menu after getting mad. I think it was NRV or NIR or something like that. Just stupid crap. I come hear with a goal to get my artistic writting abilities out, to entertain and britten someones day up who ever it may be. I spent time on this for it to just be considered a stub and be thrown away. I feel like gathering people together and starting a petition or strike or something. Uncyclopedia isn't nothing but a stub of Wikipedia any ways. I would sabatoge the site but I am afraid I would get kicked off. Maybe they are right maybe my article is useless and maybe it is not needed cause 4 of the opinions below on the "your opinion on my article" section are made up.

[edit] Meet the man himself

I would like to say that I pull most of what I have written of my story from my own life experience. Maybe in fact this is not fiction at all but true. Who is to say this isn't going on in a parallel universe where that this happening to me is true. What if the guy in the alternate universe aka myself isn't writting a story on the parallel universe uncyclopedia about my life saying the exact same thing I am saying about his universe now. How do I even know that this isn't the parallel or alternate universe. creepy huh, and have you ever thought if when you look into the mirror that you are looking into a parallel universe where there directions of left and right, x-axis, are inverted from ours. Just something yall can think on.

Now back to the task at hand. I am currently 1.7 meters tall(what a hassle since I am american and had to convert feet and inches to meters). I weight 135 pounds. I am 15 years of age. I will not release my country of origin, knowing not many other countries dont like my country. My ehtnic background rhymes with Aafrican Aamerican. I am male not like the kind in the mail box but the sex not like the intercourse but like the gender not like the... well i guess theres no other meaning for gender.

My hobbies include precise uses of my hands and lotion bottles with amazing up and down motions as a masage therapist. I also like creative writing which I have been doing since I started this article. My work ranges all the way from the HUH article on uncyclopedia all the way to the HUH article on uncyclopedia.

[edit] My favorite

these are a list of my favorites starting with the one and only thing I love more than myself and no it is not myself, its my family. They are so totally awesome dude. I wouldnt give them up for the world unless I could be dictator and rule it all for eternity, but thats a whole nother story I might get into later. Family is very important, without them I wouldnt be here because we have to get here somehow. And we all need somebody to lean ean on WE ALL need somebody to leeeeaaaan on.

The next one is fruit or anything related to fruit. Sometimes I just have that craving for something juicy like an apple, pear, cherry, or orange, maybe even the old peoples version called apple sauce(this name today is politically incorrect because of all the flavors we have today like fruit punch applesauce which contains not apples what so ever). I also like the juice for some reason, and the candy. I also love soda(hate water, no loathe water), i consider it delicious no matter what kind. Poultry and meat is another one, chicken being my favorite because Im black.

Whats kind of sad is that I really dont have a taste for sweets. Reasons for this could be that when i eat them it makes me feel like Im eating my fellow brown people or poop, or more unlikely I just dont have a sweet tooth. Chocolate is my most undesirable(not referring to the chocolate in my story which is black girls but the food product). I seem to have gotten a fruit tooth in place of a sweet tooth.

[edit] Your Opinion on my article

This section is asking for your opinion on my article if you have read it and to encourage me to keep writting on. Type your comments at the top of the list starting with a multiplications sign followed by three periods and your opinion.

• ...That sense so much made that did
• ...Huh?!
• ...Its okay
• ...It could Be better
• ...This article Sucks with a capital S
• ...LOL
• ...eh?

[edit] Factual Philosphes

People keep claiming a lot of these articles are not funny but never show any that are. I want to see some examples someboby put a link on my article

• Example.
• Another Example.
• The best of the lot.

That is a stereotype that black people like chicken. Who do you know besides vegatarians who dont like chicken? The only reason vegatarians dont like it is because they have never had it.

There will never be true peace until everything is destroyed

Everything is uncertain

The only people you can trust is the untrustworthy ones. You can always trust them to not tell the truth.

My article on HUH is funny

Santa Clause does exist. People say he cannot live in the north pole as proof. While true he cannot live in the north pole, this is a cover up he has his under cover elves tell humans to throw them off his track. In actuallity Santa lives in Antartica. Once I get answers to his other mysteries I will get back to you and post them. Then I will have unsolved mysterious delete there episode on him.