Hwa Chong Group of Studios

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Contents 1 Hwa Chong 2 Divisions 2.1 Motion Picture 2.2 Animation 2.3 Media Networks 2.4 Parks and Resorts 2.5 Consumer Products 3 Infrastructure 4 Films 4.1 Battle For Carentan (2004) 4.2 The Red Umbrella (2005) 4.3 *Enfrightenment (2006) 5 In Production 6 Criticism

[edit] Hwa Chong

The Hwa Chong Group of Studios (also known as Disney of HCI), is one of the largest media and entertainment corporations in Singapore. It was founded in 1984 in Lee Kong Chian Building of Hwa Chong Institution, by Mr. Tan Siang Yu and Ms. Diana Phua , to provide a creative filmmaking environment for students who hate studying Mathematics, Science and Humanities. Today it is an Academy Award winning student/slave-driven studio, and also owns a water sports theme park and a vacation resort and several television networks, such as Media Corp TV Singapore.

In September 2006, the Hwa Chong Group of Studios has shifted headquarters and primary production facilities from Lee Kong Chian Building to the Science & Research Center, Hwa Chong Institution, 661, Bukit Timah Road, Singapore. Lee Kong Chian Building would be abandoned as too many evil spirits dwell in the building.

Hwa Chong Group of Studios had revenue of $0.00 in 2005.

[edit] Divisions

[edit] Motion Picture

Lee Kong Chian Pictures Group is a collection of Hwa Chong’s main movie studios:

• Hwa Chong Pictures
• Clock Tower Pictures

[edit] Animation

Hwa Chong Animation Studios is a collection of Hwa Chong’s main animation studios:

• Hwa Chong Feature Animation
• Hwa Chong Television Animation
• Hwa Chong Shorts Animation

[edit] Media Networks

Its Media Network unit is centered on the Hwa Chong Broadcasting Company television network, which it acquired through a merger with Media Corp TV Singapore in 2004. Its properties include:

• Hwa Chong Television
• Channel 5/8/U
• Channel News Asia
• Central/Suria

[edit] Parks and Resorts

Hwa Chong Parks and Resorts conceive, build and manage theme parks and vacation resorts for family-orientated leisure enterprises. This division includes:

• Hwa Chong Imagineering
• Hwa Chong Creative Entertainment
• Hwa Chong Swimming Pool
• Hwa Chong Playground
• Hwa Chong Technology Centre (LAN Gaming Centre)
• Hwa Chong Boarding School

[edit] Consumer Products

To market, promote and distribute Hwa Chong’s products to the public, the Hwa Chong Consumer Products division includes:

• Hwa Chong Publishing Worldwide
• Hwa Chong Store
• LeonnyBoy Interactive Studios

[edit] Infrastructure

With the recently upgraded Science and Research Centre, Hwa Chong Group of Studios boasts of some of the best facilities available in Singapore’s media industry. These includes a 22 ha large underground animation chamber with 1,600 Macintoshes, where slave and students spend their lives working.

[edit] Films

Hwa Chong Animation Studios are most famous for making sadistic movies. Here are some classic examples:

[edit] Battle For Carentan (2004)

Inspired by the Band of Brothers series, Battle For Carentan tells a love story that took place in a battle between American marines and Nazi demons during World War 2. At the end of the film the couple dies a terrible death.

[edit] The Red Umbrella (2005)

Directed by Mr. Tan Siang Yu, this story is about Singapore’s harsh education system. A primary school girlstruggles with learning Chinese and eventually commits suicide by piecing a red umbrella into her stomach.

[edit] *Enfrightenment (2006)

This is an obvious copy of Pixar’s Toy Story. Toys in a toy room come to life. The toys dream of flying into the sky so that they can melt their plastic in the Sun. None of them succeed.

[edit] In Production

Finding Snuffy – In theatres 12 December 2006

Klackon Revolution – In theatres 6 June 2007

The Alien – pending

[edit] Criticism

Human rights activists groups are against the use of child labour in animation production. Students are often subject to abuse under the harsh working conditions in the underground animation chamber. Students are also deprived of opportunity to study Mathematics, Science, and Humanities - subjects they hate anyway.

Religious groups are also naming Hwa Chong Group of Studios as an “extreme cult religion”. The sadistic nature of the films produced summons evil spirits to dwell in Lee Kong Chian Building.