Hydrogen Bomb

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[edit] Hydrogen Bomb

New studies show that getting bombed by one of these disastrous bombs could actually be a cure for cancer. The massive blow could blow off tumors and bacteria that causes this disease. This amazing phenomenon was discovered by Paris hilton. Paris says "Did you know, that stars are blind?" To get bombed, go to your nearest health center and ask for an appointment.

The Hydrogen bomb was invented by nathan riojas when trying to make an overly fizzy erotic stimulant. He accelerated Hydrogen atoms into a glass of coke which exploded with the force of three Atomic Bombs (a force even more destructive than one of Oprah's farts). Einstein wanted to keep this dangerous information secret, but Edward Teller showed it to the world when he invented the game of "Show and Teller".

[edit] How the Hydrogen Bomb Works

The Hydrogen Bomb is basically a bunch of Hydrogen atoms being accelerated into a glass of coke (coke being chosen because it is the most volatile and potentially lethal of all drinks). This is a simple backyard experiment that is most likely to kill you and your entire region. inside the main chamber of the bomb is a glass of pure coke. at the rear of the compartment is a balloon filled with hydrogen gas hooked up to a kazoo. when the Hydrogen bomb is activated, the Hydrogen will rush from the balloon and through the kazzoo towards the glass of coke. This movement of gas creates an ominous sound, much like someone playing a kazzoo. This sound is heard moments before the 1 OF (Oprah Fart) explosion. Don't be around when it goes off. Some of the side-effects from the Hydrogen/Coke fallout include vomiting a brown, cola flavoured liquid and expansion of head due to it being filled with Hydrogen.

[edit] What to do in case of Hydrogen Bomb Explosion

In the case of a Hydrogen Bomb explosion, you must stretch a blue balloon over your head to prevent Hydrogen inhalation and sit in a bathtub of Pepsi (Coke's arch-enemy). This will completely protect you from the effects of a Hydrogen Bomb (other than death).

[edit] Don't Forget...

Hydrogen Bombs are great toys. They make great birthday presents for shady third-cousins who have spent 6 months in secret terrorist training camps. Unwrapping a Hydrogen Bomb will light up their day.