I

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

Jump to: navigation, search

“There is no I in team, unless you can't spell tiem”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tiemwork

“There is no me in tyym either.”

~ srn347

I am, I am, I'm all of Me......
Most famous for its role in MI-III
I scream, you scream, we all scream... for Your Mom
There is no I in team, but there is an I in pie. Therefore there is an I in meat pie. Meat is anagram for team. As a result there is an I in team
iPod, uPod, we all pod
I is a being is a spirit is a waffle. I also cannot make an asscociation. or spell.
i a m hard to read
I drops, you drops, everyone drops
I am very bored and supposed to be doing work right now. How many of you are supposed to be doing the same? Hmm? Yea. Thats right. Go back to work Frank. Mother is always watching.
I am ... an idiot.
No, wait ...
I have the IQ of a dung ball. I'm not an idiot!
I and I been in Babylon too long
I am me when I am talking about me, and if I were you, Id call myself Me, so You are Me. Which means that I am You.
I dont care-ee-r... what you do... wouldnt wanna be like you, woah-oh-oh
I is better than U
I is a letter of the alphabet
Well, this alphabet, anyway ...
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
I AM SPARTA!
this ...
the one that I'm using ...
could possibly mean the imaginary unit
You know, the Japanese alphabet, with all the other silly rip-off Chinese letters.
right ...
In Soviet Russia, I am YOU!!!!
I am GOD!!!
I am DOG!!!
I has a bucket!
I am the SENATE!!!
I is a letter of the alphabet. It tends to appear between H and J. H and J are pretty swell letters. I's alright, too.
Vitamin without I's presence would merely be vtamn. And what would I call myself?
I before E except after Sea except when like ate like in wait a minate
I shall not talk about Fight Club
Infinite Interactions Involving Intriguing Implications In Infamous, Inacceptible, Interdimensional Inferiority
There is no i in team, you can even check yourself
I think therefore I am... I think. How should I know?!
HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!!
I am smellin' like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed
There is no I in TEAM, but there is an I in WIN.
There is no I in TEAM, but there is a M.E.
And there is an I in VICTORY, or is there... Yeah, there is... FUCK!
"I da hoe?! No U da HoE
There is no I in DRUNK, officer, but there is an U in DRUNK. Therefore, YOU must be DRUNK!
I think, therefore I am, therefore I eat, therefore I shit, therefore I pollute, therefore I destroy the Earth, therefore I will cease to be. In other words, I am, therefore I do not be. And if you want to be, you should not am. --Confucius
There is an I out there for everyone. So an I for an I makes the whole world full of babies.
If a chicken and an egg both say "I was here first !", are they saying the same thing, or the opposite? ... HAH !
I come before U. Therefore I am better than all of yoU.
I am Unicron, you know, the most handsome Transformer.
I am Unicorn, you know, the most handsome horse thing.
I am <insert name here>
I am your dickhead, dickhead for ever! Singing this song, the music that you love!!!--Unknown singer

“I!!”

~ Ali G

1 Symbolism
2 Things I did
3 Things I love
4 As Mathematics Symbol From Hell
5 Antonyms
6 As an alternative to E
7 I
8 i Television Network
9 Not to be confused with
- 9.1 i (Apple)
- 9.2 I (other computers)
10 See also

[edit] Symbolism

“ I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how them fly, dawg. ”

~ Oscar Wilde on Walrii

I is the international symbol for "straight road ahead". Not a particularly dangerous scenario to warn of, but the Italians forced this through the United Nations. Currently, 80% of all road signs that bear this symbol now have little balls spray-painted at their base, representing a pair of bollards.

[edit] Things I did

Peed on a hobo
Rocked you like a hurricane
was Thunderstruck
Marijuana
shot the sheriff
- (didn't shoot no deputy)
- (Bob Marley told everyone that Eric Clapton did)
- (oh no-no!)
lost
I POSSESED YOUR BODY AND MADE YOU BURN!
Killed Kenny
shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
sleep
- Or have I slept?
  - Am I sleeping?
    - Have I been Tyler longer and longer?
saw the sun
- actually, the sign
  - it opened up my eyes
Paris Hilton
succeeded in not getting bored watching the state of the Union by focusing on George W. Bush's right earlobe.
Your Mom
Satan
ate Bill Clinton
INVENTUD MYSPACE LOL KEWL
Peed in a butt
shat on a turtle
invaded the world
Cant Drive 55
am the walrus
barfed on your penis
came
Yoda
saw
hit em right there in the jaw
conquered
Got The T-Shirt
went through the desert on a horse with no name
can see clearly now
- (the rain has gone)
  - can see all obstacles in my way
stopped writing this sentence .
had a dream.
am the best at what I do, and what that is ain't pretty
was made for loving you baby
stole the cookies from the cookie jar
heard it through the grapevine
caught the devil in a bottle
believe I can fly
got shot by the FBI
wanted a chikken wing
got shot in the ding-a-ling
know the pieces fit
you
think
therefore I am
shat a squirrel
pooped a hammer
just died in your arms tonight (had an orgasm)
do not like that sam i am!
made a pact with the Devil
was the best there ever was
pondered weak and weary over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore
don't wanna be an American idiot
helen watching old porn in her living room
fought the law
- (the law won)
ate his liver with fava beans and a nice bottle of chianti
- f-f-f-f-f-f-fp
got robbed by a little old lady on a motorized cart
my wife
- (not since we married)
lost The Game
pod
lied
made him an offer he couldn't refuse
can't believe its not butter
ching
am Iron Man
am your father
do solemnly swear
swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God
was lookin' for love in all the wrong places
love this bar
love Rock n' Roll
set us up a bomb
have been caught stealin' once when i was five.
am not the only one who'll run with a knife.
Chickenbutt
been touched by his noodly appendage
heard about lovin' giving sight to the blind
anything for love
- (but I didn't do that)
saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
believe in miracles
- you sexy thing
8=====D <---penis
am Luke's father... no seriously. His mom slept around... I got her drunk... here we are now.
hit some guy called Bob. His name was Bob, I mean.
got kicked in the head backstage at the Stone Pony where I swore to the guy that the guy who took his beer was a guy dressed just like me.
went to the danger zone.
wished my girlfriend was hot like you
am too sexy for my shirt
- am so sexy that it hurts
AM SPARTACUS!!!!!
... am... BATMAN
am as free as a bird now...
- and this bird you cannot change.
  - woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
    - Lord knows I cain't change.
got tisted.
rocked the boat
wanna take you to a gay bar
- Let's start a war.
pwn you
- E=Mc2
chose you, Pikachu!
a lighting socket
- that hurt
a porcupine
- also hurt
a clown
- didn't hurt but left severe emotional scars.
  - it wasn't consentual
    - did you know clowns painted their wangs?
      - I wish I didn't
hate brian
got raped by an imaginary doornob
'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and hurt you.
- actually, i might do
  - if you weren't so fucking ugly
    - i mean come on
      - theres a limit
had sex with many animals
puked on George W. Bush
, Robot
Hi Mella
fucked myself in the ass
- fucked you in the ass
  - fucked god in the ass
am God
- am Satan
  - an Angel
    - Am Jesus
wish i was a neutron bomb,
- for once i could go off.
will try to change things that killed our love.
'm a cowboy
- on a steel horse i ride!
'm wanted, dead or alive...
dane cook
Conquered spain
- killed Hitler
  - made the Russian Revolution
  - Karaline. amen.
, Pagliacci
am invincible!!!
am a man of constant sorrow
could've gone sailing...
Turned into I...
- ...who turned into I...
  - ...who turned into I...
    - ...who turned into I...
      - ...who turned into I...
        ...who turned into I...
        ...who turned into I...
        ...who turned into I...
        ...who turned into I...
        ...who turned into I...
        ...who turned into Paper Mario!
Got gored by Al Gore
'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot.
did NOT have sexual relations with that woman.
want to conquer the world
- give all the idiots a brand new religion
am legend
wished that there was more of you to touch
don't want to be your monkey wrench
- one more indecent accident
  - 'd rather leave then suffer this
    - 'll never be your monkey wrench
And I (I) Surrendur, All To Youuuuu, All to Youuuu - the French
wanted one last thing before I quit I never wanted any more than I could fit into my head I still remember every single word you said and all the shit that somehow came along with it still there's one thing that comforts me since I was always caged and now I'm free!
cant believe your still reading these!, what a fag!

[edit] Things I love

The 80's
Cheese
Lamp
New York
Lucy
Black People (I'm just fucking around)
Brainssss
Wenis
Hitler
Jizz
Coffee
Xbox
Really small penis
Communists
You
Big Fucking Dicks
Big Jewish Men
Black Jesus
Agriculture
SRS
Skeeting on your belly
Ninjas
your mom. (last night)(in your bed)(while you were sleeping)
this website

[edit] As Mathematics Symbol From Hell

i is also defined by mathematicians as "The square-root of negative one billion Pi to the sixteenth divided by Optimus Prime. This means that Optimus Prime has the numeric value of -9.00322x10¹⁵¹. Plus or minus i." i has been found to be carcinogenic in laboratory studies, but usually only on Thursdays.

For the real story, please refer to the famous book "i, the square root of minus one, an imaginary tale!". Even though from the title of the book, it would seems like a fictional work, it is actually an non-fiction book.

i is NOT REAL. Don't let those ~~mathematicians~~ retards tell you otherwise!

[edit] Antonyms

[edit] As an alternative to E

"I", as "E", may be used before any noun to make it more technologically advanced. An iPod is much more evolved than a pPod. The old Grammar rule, I before E (except after Labour Day) can be ignored when using I in place of E to make something more technologically advanced. Some nouns are more suited for one letter than the other, but it is mostly a personal choice.

[edit] I

I is not "The square-root of negitive one billion Pi to the sixteenth divided by Optimus Prime. Plus or minus i." I is a word. Word.

Love from your mother.

I is also the 573th letter of the English language ASCII extended edition. Also, saying "I is" also makes me sound black.

[edit] i Television Network

The i (formerly PAX) network was made up of 8 or so water-powered stations and numerous translations across the State of Texas. Programming aired on the iNetwork included some last-run Canadian & British programmes, reruns of really old American shows, and anime. However, 98% of it's programming were infomercials, hence it's name. Its flagship station was WYPX-LP, based out of Amsterdam, NY. Recently, due to low viewership, the network almost shut down when it was purchased by Virgin and turned into iON.

[edit] Not to be confused with

[edit] i (Apple)

The i is an iProduct from Apple. It works as your own personal you at times when you are too busy to be you. Unfortunatly if you are a Christian/Islam/Jew/Hindu/Buddhist/Mad scientist, the i will suddenly start worshipping any iGods you happen to have in the house.

A lower case "i" makes products expensive by default. The reason for this is that i is an imaginary number (the square root of -1); therefore, any cost then becomes either an imaginary number or a complex one.

[edit] I (other computers)

I is the patron saint of loops. It is estimated that over 95% of all loops ever written for computers are for i'.

[edit] See also

Letters of the Alphabet:

Esc

F10

F11

F12

Brk

~
`

!
1

@
2

£
3

$
4

%
5

^
6

&
7

*
8

(
9

)
0

_
-

+
=

←Bkspc

Ins

Home

PgUp

Num

Tab↔

€
E

{
[

}
]

|
\

Del

End

PgDn

Caps

:
;

"
'

←Enter

Oh, SHIT!

Any

Duh

↑Shift

<
,

>
.

?
/

↓Shift

↑

Ent

Alt

⌘

←

↓

→

LOL

v • d • e

Apple Product Range

iPods:	iPod - iPod Shuffle - iPod Nano - iPod Yocto - iPod Yotta - iPod Macro - iPod Invisa - iPod mono - iPod Lo-Fi - iPod floppy - iPod chair - iPod Car - iPod IV - iPod Slim - iPod Huge - iCan't Believe It's Not iPod - Deep-fried iPod
iDevices:	iMac - iNuke - iRon - iMath - iHamster - iRaq - iTree - iSuicide - i - iPoop - iOwa - iRak - iRan - iEyes - iBladder - iClothes - iBrows - iRack
iHardware:	Cheese graters - Cast Spell Key - Applesauce - MacBook - Macbook Air - Euroipods - triPod - ehPod - YouPod - IHenge - iEarth
iSoftware:	iTunes - iMovie - Linux (Only For Mac) - Mac OS X - Mac OS 10.5 - Mac OS Y - Mac OS Z
i3rd Party Mods:	iPod Nano 200gb Instructions - üPod - phonePod - Video iPod Nano U2 HD - iTrip - Hacking the iPhone
iGaming:	iBox360 - iTari -General Grievous - iPodore 64 - iPodendo - iBoy
iLlnesses:	Neuroipods
iFelonies:	iFraud - Afroipods

Retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/I"

I

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

Contents

[edit] Symbolism

[edit] Things I did

[edit] Things I love

[edit] As Mathematics Symbol From Hell

[edit] Antonyms

[edit] As an alternative to E

[edit] I

[edit] i Television Network

[edit] Not to be confused with

[edit] i (Apple)

[edit] I (other computers)

[edit] See also

Views

Personal tools

Navigation

Community

Search

Toolbox

In other languages

projects