IBrows
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The Apple iBrows is a new release from Apple that plugs directly into your brain via sharp electronic needles inserted in the eyebrows area. The controls are telepathic, and all you have to do is think about what you have stored on your iBrows and it will run it. It can connect to your computer and you can download anything onto it and it will store it in it's 50 gazillion Gigabyte memory.
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[edit] Storage Space
As was already stated, there is 50 gazillion GB memory space.
[edit] Features
- If attached to the computer, you can view and edit the mind of the current user. It can also download songs from iTunes and upload files from the computer.
- If attached to the iMote, you can control the mind of the current user. If you control your own mind, it could result in death and the iBrows will break.
- Anything stored on the iBrows can be opened via telepathy and played via telepathy.
- Apple can influence your mind through it.
- 5 minute warranty.
- GPS and mobile phone systems.
- The Internet
- Can use Apple iWi-iFi Connection with an Apple iSteering iWheel attachment (originally designed for the iBox 360) to move you around.
- When it runs out of memory space, it will use yours.
- Is every Apple product out so far in one handy and painful product.
- It is the Perfect companion to the Iballs
[edit] Cost
Free with any Apple product. Some believe this is because it will let Apple make you buy more Apple products.
[edit] Availability
Out now.
[edit] Public Response and Critic responses
"Buy more Apple products NOW!" - Wearer
"Extremely Painful!" - New York Times
Polls show that 90% of people who wear Apple iBrows loved it. Other polls show that 90% of people who took the poll were wearing iBrows at the time. Apple then took all the iBrows back and redesigned them so they could not be taken off.
It is also believed that John Howard, the supreme ruler of Australia, will unveil a new law if he wins the election. This law will require everyone living in Australia to wear the iBrows so that they can look like him.
Apple Product Range
| iPods: | iPod - iPod Shuffle - iPod Mini - iPod Nano - iPod Yocto - iPod Yotta - iPod Macro - iPod Invisa - iPod mono - iPod Lo-Fi - iPod floppy - iPod chair - iPod Car - iPod IV - iPod Slim - iPod Huge - iCan't Believe It's Not iPod - Deep-fried iPod |
| iDevices: | iMac - iNuke - iRon - iMath - iHamster - iRaq - iTree - iSuicide - i - iPoop - iOwa - iRak - iRan - iEyes - iBladder - iClothes - iBrows - iRack - iSteve |
| iHardware: | Cheese graters - Cast Spell Key - Applesauce - MacBook - Macbook Air - Euroipods - triPod - ehPod - YouPod - IHenge - iEarth |
| iSoftware: | iTunes - iMovie - Linux (Only For Mac) - Mac OS X - Mac OS 10.5 - Mac OS Y - Mac OS Z |
| i3rd Party Mods: | iPod Nano 200gb Instructions - üPod - phonePod - Video iPod Nano U2 HD - iTrip - Hacking the iPhone |
| iGaming: | iBox360 - iTari -General Grievous - iPodore 64 - iPodendo - iBoy |
| iLlnesses: | Neuroipods |
| iFelonies: | iFraud - Afroipods |
