IEEE

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IEEE (Organization) is the Institution of Everything Everybody Everywhere, a universal organisation of Robots, founded by JFK (aka Ayn Rand) using methods of time travel provided by the Ghost Busters, thus inventing Four-Letter-Acronyms (FLAs). The Name IEEE was chosen because it is the only word in Ayn Rands native language, Latin, that has no meaning at all.

1 Mission Statement
2 Activities
3 IEEE Approved List of IEEE Approved Things
4 Fun Facts
5 Images
6 IEEE (other Meanings)

[edit] Mission Statement

The IEEEs mission statement starts with the following:

The IEEE is to develop, document and serve as a forum for advocacy of and procedure on standardised normative references to and of methods in all fields of common interest, including but not restricted to heuristic, empiric, statistic, epidermic and overall publication, consumption and recycling of written, published, entombed as well as convicted effects of and phenomena within any given cultural or demographic systematical approach to any force or phenomenon encountered, be it in direct or indirect speech, reflexively, irreflexively or even by complete irregularity. [...] In terms of apprehension of this ultimate mission, the IEEE will maintain a board of members but talk to no one about that, whereas violation of, contradiction with as well as mere lack of respect for any of the directives given in the previous are to be compensated within three workdays by non-revertibale non-compliance to non-standardized anti-matter. [...]

IEEE dress code for IEEE conference delegates

[edit] Activities

Since no one ever understood what the mission statement actually means, the IEEE spent most of its active time with the following tasks:

the invention of three- and four-letter acronyms

introducing and perfecting capitalization for denotion of IMPORTANT SPEECH, a technique that today still is widely used in IRC

fighting its arch-enemy secret organization, the AAAAA

hiding its board of members and not talking about it in public

[edit] IEEE Approved List of IEEE Approved Things

IEEE Approved Satirical Wiki Site
IEEE Approved Referencing Style^{[citation needed]}
IEEE Approved Electricity
IEEE Approved Country
IEEE Approved Broken Computer Simulator
IEEE Approved Useless Operating System
IEEE Approved Wireless Networking System
IEEE Approved Brilliant Scientist

IEEE Approved Haircut

[edit] Fun Facts

From 1907 to 1910 fought the IEEE World War against the AAAAA - the first and only war that resulted in continuous World Peace - as well as the total destruction of all it's members.

[edit] Images

Only very few images are left from the original IEEE archives, partially since the archives burned down when the AAAAA forces overran the IEEEs HQ in Hitler, North Dakota, partially since the Robot who should operate the camera by accident was running Windows 95 and attempted to "change batteries" since it thus was presuming the existence of Electricity.