IPod Invisa
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The iPod iNvisa was released on December 23, 1973. The iPod iNvisa was created when Steve Jobs drew a detailed drawing of a new iPod product, one free of the clunky 'interfaces' of past designs, sporting an elegantly clean design. The product was to be called the iPod iNvisa. As you can plainly see in the schematics (pictured right), Jobs revolutionized the MP3 player market by adding a high-definition television screen, a 600TB hard drive, a satellite radio and TV receiver, seven shortwave bands, toothpick holder, rechargeable battery that had a life of over sixteen years on one 13 second charge with constant usage and Pong .
[edit] Release
As usual with Steve Jobs, he ordered Apple to have a gigantic release party. So, they put a card table in the Cupertino Civic Center and served cheap Frappuccinos before the big release on the rented cardboard stage last used during for a showing of Rugrats on Ice. All 14 visitors were taken aback by the new iPod's stunning size, scarcely larger than a Sodium atom, and it's beautiful case-design, reminiscent of the Infinium Lab's Phantom Gaming Console.
[edit] Sales
The Invisa hasn't sold has quickly as most of the iPod series. A grand total of zero products have been said to have been sold, but Apple claims this report is wildly inaccurate and is based on flawed sales tracking methodology. The iPod iNvisa is notoriously difficult to track sales for, mainly because sales are so hard to find. Apple has recommended that sales be counted by calculated the total possible number of sales that could have been made at any time.
[edit] What people are saying
“Now I can listen to Rick James wherever I go! If I could find the damn thing.”
~ Oscar Wilde on iPod Invisa
“I just loooooooove my Invisa! It's a girl's best friend. I'm going to go show it to my gay friend”
~ Carol Channing on iPod Invisa
“ha finally an I-Pod that our kind can carry ”
~ De_Mouse on iPod Invisa
“The iPod iNvisa has no clothes!”
~ Bill Gates on iPod iNvisa
“The coolest thing ever! That is, if I can find the damn thing! I'm gonna call Steve Jobs tomorrow and tell him to find it for me.”
~ Linus Torvalds on iPod iNvisa
Apple Product Range
| iPods: | iPod - iPod Shuffle - iPod Mini - iPod Nano - iPod Yocto - iPod Yotta - iPod Macro - iPod Invisa - iPod mono - iPod Lo-Fi - iPod floppy - iPod chair - iPod Car - iPod IV - iPod Slim - iPod Huge - iCan't Believe It's Not iPod - Deep-fried iPod |
| iDevices: | iMac - iNuke - iRon - iMath - iHamster - iRaq - iTree - iSuicide - i - iPoop - iOwa - iRak - iRan - iEyes - iBladder - iClothes - iBrows - iRack - iSteve |
| iHardware: | Cheese graters - Cast Spell Key - Applesauce - MacBook - Macbook Air - Euroipods - triPod - ehPod - YouPod - IHenge - iEarth |
| iSoftware: | iTunes - iMovie - Linux (Only For Mac) - Mac OS X - Mac OS 10.5 - Mac OS Y - Mac OS Z |
| i3rd Party Mods: | iPod Nano 200gb Instructions - üPod - phonePod - Video iPod Nano U2 HD - iTrip - Hacking the iPhone |
| iGaming: | iBox360 - iTari -General Grievous - iPodore 64 - iPodendo - iBoy |
| iLlnesses: | Neuroipods |
| iFelonies: | iFraud - Afroipods |
