iSteve

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“The iSteve is cool, buy one or I will kill you”

~ Oscar Wilde on iSteve

“I would love to have sex with the iSteve”

~ Bill Gates on iSteve

“Me too”

~ Steve Jobs on iSteve

“I'll kick your ass if you don't buy one!”

~ Chuck Norris on iSteve

“All your iSteve are belong to me”

~ CATS on iSteve

“I should totally get one”

~ n00b on iSteve

“Open Ass, Insert Goatse”

~ Goatse on iSteve

“MY MONEYZZZ”

~ Scrooge McDuck on iSteve

“I love them all, I love you iSteve”

~ God on iSteve

“Rar”

~ Grue on iSteve

The iSteve is an iDevice invented by Bill Gates in the late 1337-hundreds by raping Steve Jobs, Scrooge McDuck and the richest guy of all. God, Satan and a Grue on the 1337th day of 1337. The device's main puropose is to rape Steve Jobs who in turn raped Bill Gates. It is the biological son of Oscar Wilde after he and Sophia had sex with an iCondom but it broke and sperm fell into her vagina of sexy sexitude. The iSteve sold out everywhere including indonesia and people are using it to say i. Want to have sex with <insert name here>. HaHaHaHaHa. It is also the best meal to eat after you have had sex with your mom lololololololol

Contents 1 Uses 2 Features 3 Sales 4 Criticism 5 Future 6 See Also

[edit] Uses

The iSteve can be used for many uses besides shoving it in your small dickzorz. The iSteve can be uses as a friend if you have noone to talk to cause you're a loser with no friends who constantly wets himself in fear and needs diapers all the day rofl. It can also be used to listen to any music that you have. What are we kidding, your music is gay and emo and we like to have sex with emo's. Hell, <insert name here> is an emo. Too. Isn't it right <insert name here>? "Yes It's true, I am an emo." It can also be used to shove this stuff up your butthole like Goatse cause everyone likes goatse. Even <insert name here> likes goatse.

HaHaHa <insert name here> is teh gheyzz lololollollol

[edit] Features

The iSteve is the motherfucking best thing evarzzz. Bettar then having buttsex with your mom who she enjoyed quite nicely. I also raeped your dad, your little sister which I gave her a fucking pedosmile you fucking asshole and then iGoatsed her with the ass of my shit of my fucking ass. It was fucking nice if you shitheads would get your dumbleshit out of your ass. The iSteve has a lot of features, many of which include this.

• Music
• Goatse
• Sex
• iSex
• Special iSex Mode
• Shit Mode
• Goatse Mode
• iGoatse
• Asshole Mode
• Video
• iVideo
• meVideo
• WTFVideo
• Asshole Video
• iSteve
• And
• Many
• Many
• More

[edit] Sales

Sales for the thing have been Over 9000 dollars and has taken all your base and they now belong to us. People attending the highly successful launch of over 9000 event. Including CATS. That gay dude from Gaygronballzzz ZZZ, The Spanish Inquisiton. The Cabal Because they certainly exist cause the people who don't belive the Cabal exists edits Encyclopedia Dramatica. They are soooo gheyzzz. Chuck Norris attented the event because he both had to and he wanted to. Chuck Norris kicked everybodys ass and he kicked <insert name here>'s ass so hard. He had to spew out unfunny jokes by going to the bad corner for wetting himself. lolololololololollololol what a baby lol. People who bought the iSteve were voluntarily raped by that guy from Goatse who stuck his ass into every guy he met. Saying. GOATSE LOLLLLOLOLOLOLOL.

[edit] Criticism

The criticism of the iSteve has been largely negative but hidden due to Steve Jobs and Bill Gates paying crtics $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollarz plus change in euros. One of the many flaws that it was ugly like your mom. In which if shown to your mom, it would make her asplode with the force of <insert name here> while under the influence of gay. Another flaw is that it didn't goatse you like <insert name here> did, while it was supposed to make your ass asplode. It did just that, only it left sperm in your asshole so your asshoe would spit out sperm at <insert name here>. Making him gay. HaHaHaHa. Look at him, you are so gay, why not go back to gaytown you fag looser lolllolololol. Another thing is that it costs too, too much. So while the iPod may cost $1, the iSteve costs abour $1,858,642,754,321,111,344,358,336.95 dollars which would rape people in the wallet. People who don't have enough money are considered fucking losers and as such they fucking fail at life.

HaHaHa <insert name here> is such a fucking loser faggot lol

[edit] Future

There is no future you fucking idiot. You fucking suck for thinking there is a future. Actually there is a fucking future <insert name here>, you just fell for the trap. The iSteve will continue to live on like that looser who is stupid enough to wet himself lollollololol. That loser is you and if you do not have an iSteve. You fail at life. The iSteve will continue to live on until the year 1337 when it'll be replaced by iSteve 1337 which is more 1337 then you'll ever be n00b!!! iSteve 1337 will pwn you <insert name here> you n00b! Chuck Norris will advertise the thing by coming out of the TV and punching you with it. It's guaranteed to be the best marketing strategy cause you idiots watch to much TV and don't go outside cause you are so fat that everything revolves around you. I hope a meteror comes down to make you not fat anymore you fat people.

HaHaHaHaHa <insert name here> is a n00b. lol

[edit] See Also

• iPod
• iPhone
• iMac
• Apple
• Sex
• Goatse
• Chuck Norris
• Bill Gates
• Steve Jobs