I burning your dog

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“Dr. Spock...burning...doggies.....can be quite fun....especially when....using.....priceline dot com......”

~ William Shatner on burning dogs

“This is much more fun than football!”

~ Michael Vick on burning dogs

“Why huff kitties when you can burn dogs?”

~ Oscar Wilde on burning dogs

“In Soviet Russia, dog burns YOU!!”

~ Russian Reversal on burning dogs

“'Tis a better thing I do, to burn dogs...”

~ William Shakespeare on Burning Dogs

I burning your dog (fuki fuki pans) is an ancient Chinese proverb meaning "Timmy is stupid".

It is, in fact, also a transliteration from the ancient Sumerian "ibur-ni Ngyo urd og," a curse that roughly translates to, most coincidentally "The stupidness of Ti-mee, son of Ti-ma, is as vast as the desert." It is a classic case of parallel linguistic evolution. Notice that your mom smells like fleas.

Many linguists have sought to find an ancient Proto-Indo-European root to the phrase, but actually the PIE phrase is "Tā-mybur nurdog", which is only distantly related. The truth is, that Sumerian is actually a descendant of those African clicky noises, and the phrase is "iku-kli ko ku ok", while the Chinese phrase is from "Tām ur Ning urd ǒg". Linguists, having long since decided that this amazing coincidence is beyond understanding, have moved on to researching the etymologies of the names of porn stars.

1 Related phrases
2 As Delicacy
3 People who are against burning your dog
- 3.1 PETA Concerns
4 I extinguishing your dog with my petrol
5 See also

[edit] Related phrases

It would be negligent of us not to mention the Arabic phrase ﻎﺁﺪ ﺮﻮﻴ ﻎﻨﻨﺭﻮﺒ ﻲﺃ, which roughly translates as "Ah, flavoured son. Your incompetent yet humorous escapades warm the coldest desert nights." This has been cited by many scholars as showing that Arabic culture is not as different from our own as we might think. There is also the common Finnish phrase "Yi Burn no ning uoyr dragronin" which is rumored to have something to do with the resurrection of Sir Patrick Moore.

Tip

Often, when burning a dog, neighbors may get upset and even angry. You may be called names, including "pervert" and "gourmet" To discourage unpleasantness, restrain your genitals until you are safely out of sight. Above all, DON'T PANIC. You should only be concerned when the police arrive, because they always want to share.

Not to be confused with the iBurningyourdog product in development by Apple.

Oscar Wilde once said, in one of his gay outbursts 'To burn a dog, is like comparing the road and the chicken, both are made of asphalt'. Of course, we all know the German, low-grade heroin under one of Ireland's great heroes pillows.

[edit] As Delicacy

Some nomadic 'holiday home' tribes in the United States Mid-west enjoy burning dog a side of crap with as a trailer park delicacy. While it has been rumored that these distinct cultures prefer more feline feasts (fancy feast, if you will), these speculations and allegations are unsubstantiated. Other rumors abound about a guy on the East coast of Scotland who burns everybody's dogs.He probably eats them but also engages in more enigmatic activities such as Pissing in Children's Mouths. Which isn't really surprising considering what his brother does to wasps.

[edit] People who are against burning your dog

“Huffing dogs? Thats bullshit! You'd better continue huffing kittens, not dogs, OR ELSE!!!!”

~ This guy on burning dogs

It wasn't a surprise that after all that kitten huffing the demand for kitties was greater than the the supply and kitten prices shot sky high (There were rumors that a Calico would go for as much as $100 each and Oranges were $300 per pounce.) Homeless Kitten Junkies looking for a fix but unable to buy any kittens started to burn dogs instead and haven't stopped, even when kitty prices were reduced. Finding this new high cheaper and easier to fulfill, junkies no longer bought kittens from Kitten Pushers (K-Pushers, or KP's as they are called on "da street" or in "da hood.") They need only to pull a random Chihuahua from a mexican neighborhood, some lighter fluid, matches and a Hibatchi (and those are like, what, $40 at Walmart?). This put many hard-working KP's out of work.

“How do you explain Kitten Pushing on your unemployment application?”

~ A Kitten Pusher found randomly on the street on the market slip

[edit] PETA Concerns

The PETA, otherwise known as the Pissed-off ExtraTerrestrial Assholes, are concerned that the jailing of This Guy might anger some high-ranking aristocats in their government. They have protested and attempted to fully legalize cat-burning with legislature of the 104th Congress.

[edit] I extinguishing your dog with my petrol

Now that is different. But you don't have to do it by yourself, because chances are the Pissed-Off ExtraTerrestrial Assholes already know about I burning your dog, and come to do the I extinguishing your dog, and everything's changed to I burning you two flongees. If you want the Pissed-Off ExtraTerrestrial Assholes to bugger off, fend them off with meat and other gruesome stuff of that sort.