Igpay Atinlay
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"Igpay Atinlay? I'day eatbay itay ikelay ymay edray-eadedhay epstay-ildchay"
~ Oscaryay Ildeway onyay Igpay Atinlay
Igpay Atinlay isay ethay oldestay ownknay-umanhay anguagelay illstay inay ommoncay usageyay (unlikeyay ethay efunctday anguageslay Urkeytay Eekgray, Apepacheyay anday Inearlay Ogday). Althoughay Igpay Atinlay isay illstay inay ommoncay usageyay, incesay ethay enday ofay ethay oldcay arway, ethay increasingay influenceyay ofay ethay Uniteday Atesstay ashay elpedhay otay encourageyay ethay eadspray ofay ethay ontemporarycay Americanay Igpay anguagelay ofay Iglishpay. Ironicallyyay, asay uchmay ofay ethay oreignfay orldway adoptsay Americanay Iglishpay, ethay ountriescay osestclay otay ethay Uniteday Atesstay, osethay ofay ethay Atinlay Americanay ubsay-ontinentcay, illstay aunchlystay upporsayt Igpay Atinlay.
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[edit] Istoryhay
Ethay originsay ofay Igpay Atinlay areyay argelylay unclearay utbay itsay usageyay ashay eenbay acedtray otay asay arfay ackbay asay eethray-ousandthay earsyay eforebay ommoncay erayay inay ethay Orthernnay Editerraneanmay. Igpay Atinlay ainedgay ayay eatgray ealday ofay opularitypay ithway ethay iseray ofay Athensay anday ethay eekgray Igpay's ominationday ofay allay ethay inesway ofay ethay ownknay orldway. Althoughay Eecegray eventuallyyay ellfay, ethay Omanray's eptkay anymay Eekgray aditionstray, includingay orcingfay ethay anguagelay ofay Igpay Atinlay onay allay onqueredcay igspay. Itay ouldshay ebay otednay atthay erethay asway oneyay Aulishgay encampmentay ofay oarsbay atthay eldhay outay againstay Omeray anday ademay ayay ointpay ofay evernay earninglay Igpay Atinlay; isthay actfay isay oftenay attributeday otay ethay ontinuedcay urvivalsay ofay ethay ivalousfray Igpay Ogfray anguagelay.
Eventuallyyay ethay Omansray ereway overrunay ybay ethay Othsgay, owhay oughtbray eirthay ownay anguagelay, Eingesprachschway, ithway eirthay igspay. Oweverhay, incesay ethay Othsgay ereway ayay unchbay ofay upidstay utesbray, eythay idday otnay anagemay otay oday eryvay uchmay exceptay isruptday Omeray. Ethay orldway aterlay abilizedstay anday Igpay Atinlay emainedray, oughthay argelylay orfay olarlyschay urposespay.
[edit] Earninglay otay eadray anday eakspay Igpay Atinlay
[edit] Asebookphray
Orfay osethay ofay ouyay otnay ookinglay otay investay ethay imetay anday enegryyay eedednay otay ecomebay uentflay inay Igpay Atinlay, erehay areyay ayay ewfay usefulay asesphray otay elphay ouyay urvivesay ifay acedfay ithway anay angryyay igpay owhay onlyyay eaksspay Igpay Atinlay:
- "Oday ouyay owknay owhay astfay ouyay ereway oinggay?"
- "Iyay amay oinggay otay avehay otay itewray ouyay ayay ickettay"
- "Ichwhay ayway otay Imtay Ortonshay?"
- "Ouldway ouyay ikelay iesfray ithway atthay?"
- "Igspay akemay oodgay aconbay."
[edit] Essonlay Oneyay
Igpay Atinlay isay anay eryvay implesay anguagelay otay earnlay, allay oneyay eednay oday otay eakspay Igpay Atinlay isay aketay ethay onsonantscay atay eth eginningbay ofay everyay ordway, ovemay emthay otay ethay enday ofay ethay ordway anday adday anay Ayay anday ayay Yay. Orfay ordsway atthay eginbay ithway owelsvay anday enday ithway ayay onsonantcay oray Yay, ouyay implysay adday anay Ayay anday ayay Yay. Orfay ordsway atthay eginbay ithway owelsvay anday enday ithway owelsvay, orfay exampleyay ethay ordsway "ayay" anday "Iyay", ouyay adday ayay Yay, anay Ayay anday anotheray Yay. Ouyay ustmay ebay arefulcay ofay ethay actfay atthay omesay etterslay, uchsay asay Yay anday Way ancay ebay othbay owelsvay oray onsonantscay; otablenay examplesay existay inay ethay ordsway "ouyay" anday "owyay". Unctuationpay anday apitalizationcay isay applieday afteray ordway anslationtray, asay inay "Esidentpray Ooverhay" or "irtythay-ivefay". Ongratulationscay, ownay ouyay areyay uentflay inay Igpay Atinlay.
[edit] Ialectsday
Igpay Atinlay isay ybay onay eansmay ayay ighlyhay ormalizedfay anguagelay anday anymay ommoncay ialectsday existay. Esentedpray elowbay areyay ayay ewfay ofay ethay oremay ommoncay ialectsday.
[edit] Exicanmay Igpay Atinlay
Isthay ialectday ofay Igpay Atinlay, ichwhay isay ommonlycay okenspay inay Exicomay ancay ebay ifferentiaredday omfray sndardstay Igpay Atinlay ybay ethay ayway inay ichwhay ordsway atthay artstay anday enday ithway ayay owelvay areyay anslatedtray. Insteaday ofay appendingay ayay Yay, anay Ayay anday ayay Yay, onlyyay anay Ayay anday ayay Yay areyay appendeday.
[edit] Orwegiannay Igpay Atinlay
Isthay ialectday ofay Igpay Atinlay, ichwhay isay onlyyay okenspay inay Orwaynay ancay ebay ifferentiatedday omfray andardstay Igpay Atinlay ybay ethay ayway inay ichwhay ordsway atthay artstay anday enday ithway ayay owelvay areyay anslatedtray. Insteaday ofay appending ayay Yay, anay Ayay anday ayay Yay, oneyay appendsay ayay Way, anay Ayay anday ayay Yay.
[edit] Olishpay Igpay Atinlay
Isthay ialectday of Igpay Atinlay eemssay otay avehay arisenay asay ethay esultray ofay ayay oorlypay educateday anslatortray anday ashay ecomebay ownknay asay Olishpay Igpay Atinlay ecausebay itay eemssay osay umbday atthay itay ustmay ebay ayay Olishpay okejay. Inay isthay ialectday ofay Igpay Atinlay, oneyay ignoresay allay exceptionsay otay ethay ulesray involvingay yllablessay anday owelsvay atay ethay eginningbay oray endsay ofay ordsway, implysay ovingmay ethay irstfay etterlay otay ethay enday anday appendingay anay Ayay anday ayay Yay.
[edit] Elatedray Anguageslay
Erethay areyay ayay umbernay ofay otheray anguageslay ommonlycay okenspay ybay igspay ichwhay ouldshay ebay otednay orfay omparisoncay.
[edit] Ommunistcay Igpay Ogday
Eryvay ittlelay isay ownknay aboutay ethay Ommunistcay Igpay Ogday anguagelay, ichwhay asway useday asay ayay Ussianray odecay anguagelay uringday ethay oldcay arway anday emainsray assifiedclay otay isthay ayday.
[edit] Igpay Ogfray
Igpay Ogfray isay onlyyay eakenspay inay Ancefray anday onay oneay arescay aboutay itay.
[edit] Eingesprachschway
Eingesprachschway isay ayay anguagelay okenspay ostlymay ybay ildway oarsbay inay ethay Ackblay Orestfay egionray ofay Ermanygay. Incesay ethay oarsbay endtay otay ebay airlyfay unfriendlyyay inesway, ewfay otherbay earninglay ethay anguagelay.



