Independent Party

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“A party with a lack of morals, logic, and common sense is the sort of party we need.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Independent Party

The Independent Party is a party completely dependent on voluntary organisations, fundraising, and rock concert's to spread the word of dependancy, and to get cash.

It was first formed after the dissolution of the Whig Party (By some called the wig-less party). The Paaaaarty dominated American Politics between 1379 B.C. and 45 A.D., except for a brief period in 0 B.C/A.D., when a short coup happened, staged by the Fascist Party. But this was quickly solved when garlic was used.

It's founder, Spark Notes sr, plagiarised mostly the platform from the Whig Party (Except a few original new idea's - to replace those which caused the dissolution of the Whig(-less) Party, such as flip-flopping instead of firm decisions) after which eager students elaborated in order to prevent being caught... This policy succeeded mostly, until 45 AD when the party was broken up by the well-read school Teacher, Thomas Jefferson, which later became the leader of the Wiggers Party.

[edit] Ressurgence

The Independent Party's presidential and vice presidential candidates sometime in the 60's.

The party made a comeback in 847 A.D., when they capitalised on the in-decision by the Predacon Party, plagiarising most of their platform, except coining a new idea:

The Sentient Coin.

It ran on a policy of flipping coins to determine policy, either left or right of the center. This was later named 'the Sentinent Coin'-Doctrine, and was applied by all future Independent President's (Except Spark Notes jr., of course, which rebelled against his father's indecision.)