Indians

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“ hehe! Are them those folks that built them gaint casinos”

~ George W. Bush on indians

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~ Cheif Jalamela on G W Bush's Comment

A Native Indian warrior about to whoop some white ass

Indians, as their name implies, are people born in or living in Indiana. Like most other people, Indians experience the phenomena of birth, death, and constipation from the cheese that Whites brought to the New World; which may be why they hate Crackas so much. Nonetheless, they are world famous for their sexy asses and bodies. YUMMY! chocolate flavoured love! [1] is a link to show what Indians usually dress like to go to Wallmart on Sundays, like Mexicans. [[1]]

A Native American totem pole honouring their god Eay Chuck Nay

However, unlike other people, Indians have not yet adapted to modern weaponry, and thus, instead of using wookie crossbows, they still use old-fashioned rocks to hunt for prey and settlers. In addition to this, they insist on living in simple tepees instead of real houses. They're still people, though, they promise! Though at one time, they were hunted like buffalo along with their buffalo.

Naturally, as a result of this they all receive their mail in post office boxes and therefore the IRS has a very difficult time getting money from them through blackmailing techniques.

[edit] Indians and Injuns

Many people will confuse rednecks and your mom and Indians as the same thing, while in reality, they are about as similar as Swiss cheese and Head cheese.

Dictionary.com will describe Indians as “Of or relating to any of the Native American peoples except the Eskimos, Aleuts, and Inuits”.

Indians are known for their ancient traditions of hunting, fishing, gambling, gathering, farming, gambling, being pissed off, drinking, eating Bufflo, drinking, smokeing, drinking, smokeing, gambleing, gambleing, drinking, watching TV, sitting in bars, drinking and getting killed by John Wayne.

[edit] Phisologygy

Yeah she looks cute, but realy she wants to eat your flesh and sacrifice your soul to Cuthulu Cthulhu

Indians also know as Nativus Pariahus can easily be distinquished from their more human cousins, Asians with suntans. Firstly, instead of bleeding blood when injured, their wounds ouse a high viscosity yellow luminous fluid. Also their dietary habits differ from Humans in that they only require alcohol for sustinance with the exception of human flesh on special ocasions. This they usualy attain from their local Bar where they spend 37 hours, 8 days a week at.

[edit] Types of Indians

• Brown Indians
• Green Indians
• Yellow Indians
• Blue Indians
• Injuns
• Geeky Indians
• Facist Indians

[edit] Stats

• 87% of natives drink on an hourly basis
• 93% of natives are unemployed
• 89% of natives get all of their income from the government
• 76% of native males are named "Jordan" or "Jordy"
• 91% of natives smoke and grow pot
• 100% of natives are disliked by the world out side their reserves

[edit] How to make a native name

• Male: Jordy/Jordan_______verb then creature or object related to nature
• example: Jordy Jumpingfeather

[edit] See Also

• Mel Gibson
• The Pope
• Chandler from FRIENDS

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