Insects

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These types of insects are not the subject of this article. They're cute, though, aren't they?

"insects are like the omish, in the sense that they don't use telephones." -Oscar Wilde

Insects make me scream and shout. They don't know what life's about. They are people who insist on being pestilential, who inflict themselves on others, and who never stop or give up in pursuing this endeavor. In this sense, they are similar to bugs, except that bugs can usually be fixed.

Insects can be controlled, to some extent, with pesticides. This normally involves spraying a poisonous substance directly into the face of the insect. They can also be controlled by stomping, which involves stamping one's foot in the face of the insect. To some extent they can also be swatted, but the problem with that is you might miss, which would only make the insect's behavior worse.

In addition, insects like to swarm, which means that they get together in chat sessions and plan how they intend to annoy you and try to make your life miserable. While these chat sessions can be surreptitiously monitored, the monitoring can also be detected by the insects, who till then simply move off into another chat session, or more likely, Instant Messaging.

While most people hate insects, some actually serve a useful purpose. For example, insects are good at pointing out problems with web content. While the problems are almost never as bad as the insect pointing them out, the problems are, nevertheless, real, and must be dealt with as soon as possible.