Internet

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For the game, see Internet (video game). See also World Wide Web for the big old web that goes all around the wide world.

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“Please wait while we install a harmful trojan harmless update on your computer”

~ Microsoft on the Internet

“I invented the internet.”

~ Al Gore on Internet

“Give a man a fish, he is fed for a day. Teach him to use the 'net, and he won't bother you for weeks”

~ Oscar Wilde on the Internet

“The Internet is a Series of Tubes!”

~ Sen. Ted Stevens on the Internet

“Ah, the internet. Giving voiceless, pubescent young teens a place to rant about everyone in their lives to a bunch of people who either think it's funny or want to rape them.”

~ Unknown_Entity on The Internet

“Its where we truly belong. We are accepted, not teased or harassed”

~ The Nerd Association on the internet

“Mmmm...very interesting invention...let's use it to destroy Microsoft!”

~ Steve Jobs on the Internet

“The best thing about the internet are the music sites, as they enable me to download mp3 songs. It certainly enhances the whole owning an mp3 player experience.”

~ Paul Chuckle on the Internet

“The internet is for porn”

~ Your Mom on the Internet

“Can anyone download the internet for me in this floppy?”

~ Blond girl on the Internet

“lo1 u r a n0ob!!11 u cant evn sepl inturnet proply!!!!!1!”

~ A noob on The internet

“The internet began as an inferior network between two computers.”

~ Darwin on The internet

“The intuhnet's a fad, jess like coluh tellyvision, transistuh radjyoes, and thozh funny lookin' aeroplanes without propelluhs.”

~ John Coffey on The internet

ALERT: You may even be on the internet now without realising it!

The Internet (archaic Inter-net) is a complex system made of, but not limited to, a series of tubes, telegraph wires, pony expresses, hobo signs, tortoise shells, and smoke signals. It was originally built by Al Gore to distribute pornography and is owned, operated and monitored by the Illuminati. It is mostly used for access to porn, theme songs, ultra-porn, and cans of spam. It was originally designed to accumulate the knowledge of mankind, and by learning and sharing the newly synthetized knowledge generate singularity. But it turned out to be much more effective in accumulating and amplifying idiocy, creating a being not known before: the troll. Behold! The end is near! Bow down before your alien overlords!

Contents 1 What is it really? 2 History (Scientific) 3 History (Biblical) 4 Alternative theories 5 The different depths of the internet 6 Technology 7 Technical Terminology 8 Synonyms 8.1 Serious Business 8.2 Pornography 8.3 Dark dungeons 8.4 Nigerian Widows in Financial Trouble 8.5 Ties to 9/11 and US government involvement 8.6 The Memory Issue 9 How to win a game of "Internet" 10 The Women Conspiracy 11 Little known facts 12 Quotes 13 What is the Internet for? 14 Cheat codes 14.1 Others 15 Types 16 The Internet's Future 17 References 18 See also 19 External links

[edit] What is it really?

Internet or IPN (International Pornographic Network) is actually the inner-net in most bathing-shorts. This is unknown, since Bill Gates in 1987 stole the name from Louis Vuitton, who was going to announce the internet in shorts at the 1987 Spring Fashion Show in New York, but Gates snapped the idea right out of his hands, and announced the internet as a platform to download porn from, just before the fashion show. It is also widely debated that the internet was actually a gift from Chrylazian Rysuandwips, a species found in the Crab Nebula, about 6300 light years from Earth. They gave us their primitive archiving system to save us from the inevitable extinction that would have happened in 1998. After 1998, Al Gore invented the Heisenberg-Coleman Truck Network Superhighway, paving the way for Ted Stevens to make it tubes. Thus, the Internet is webs except where it is tubes, and where it is tubes, it is Superhighway. Philosophers and theologians continue to debate where all tubes are also webs and if webs must also be nets, but the Superhighway of Biblical Prophecy connecting the tubes and the webs ensures that Al Gore is Ted Stevens regardless.

[edit] History (Scientific)

In 1982, the DARPA drafting committee met to decide how to build their new communications system. Their requirements document called for a reliable, secure, moralistic, truthful business environment to exclusively aid the US military and increase productivity. Little did they know how closely the outcome would match the requirements.

The major issue confronting the developers was what sort of network architecture to use. Several options were considered. Early proposals revolved around copper wire and fiber. These were superseded by the so-called "Truck" proposal, in which data would be written onto bricks and dumped into a truck, thus providing a high latency but high bandwidth system. Ultimately, however, a proposal to use a new invention utilizing a system of tubes (commonly referred to as YouTubes) was devised. Data, represented by balls labeled 0 or 1, is shoved into the tubes, flowing along a route of random assortmort analogous to the lottery popcorn machine. Balls are ultimately funneled out into smaller cappilary tubes for holding, reforming code and allowing the dissemination of data by establishing a sequence of zeroes and ones. Solving the latency problems inherent in the "Truck" proposal, it was immediately agreed upon. Starting in 1983, workers began laying the tube network across America. By 1999, the Internet was already becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.^[1]

The correct form of the network was initially the Internets. Presently, proper usage is considered to be "The Internet" (for the entire system of tubes) and "an Internet" (for your local tube).

The Internet suffers from so-called "bandwidth" issues — a problem that still exists to this day.^[2] The radius of the tubes is constrained by the size of the band that binds them to their support structures — approximately 30 inches. If the tubes are filled and you put your message in, it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material. This problem is currently being solved by users switching to broadband, where the band is more broad.

[edit] History (Biblical)

A different account for the creation of the Internet can be found in the book of DARPA. DARPA 13:37 reads:

In the beginning, the data was a formless void, and the spirit of Al Gore floated above it. He said, "Let there be images!". He saw the Porn and that it was bad, and separated it from the Safe For Work. He separated the tubes from the Youtube and the Froogle from the Google. Gore then reached into the dirt and made new life: The Admin. He took an HTML Tag from the Admin and made the User. He placed them in the Garden of Uncyclopedia, and set an FBI agent to watch over it. He filled the Garden with many different creatures: javas, jpegs, pngs, shtmls, phps, gifs, bmps and bumps. He looked at His creation, and saw that it was good.

In the centre, he placed the Tree of 4chan. He told the Admin and the User not to click on the links in the fruit from the Tree of 4chan, or face banishment from the Garden of Uncyclopedia. However, the evil pwn was subtle. He tricked the User into following the link, goatse, which she showed to the Admin. The Vice President appeared and spoke thusly to them: "Admin, for your sin, you will spend your days compiling programs and installing software, but no matter how hard you work, bugs will still sin, you will have intense frustration while doing trivial dick. And though your desire will be for the same access rights as the Admin, he shall rule over your data."

As a final punishment, Gore banished the Admin and the User into the unforgiving wasteland of Wikipedia, and set a flaming firewall to guard the garden. From there, the rest of the internet was poop.

"Thusly Al Gore went off into the sun screaming "Xclibur!!!"

[edit] Alternative theories

Scientologists claim that the internet was discovered under a rock deep beneath the ruins of the lost city Titanic, a branch of Atlantis. The alien technology we use to send communications today was discovered only then, when it was discovered in 1593.

Al Gore is widely considered to be the being responsible for the Internet. Al Gore is an anagram for Grla'eo, the name of the alien created of the Internet. He was the one responsible for it's creation, as well as it's eventual condemnation to the depths of the sea. He realized the chaos it would cause.

David Icke has asserted that the internet was developed secretly by Nostradamus and Leonardo da Vinci in 1516, in an experiment funded by the King of Spain. Da Vinci's scetches of the internet indicate that his version was largely constructed of leather, and used a lot more cogs and pulleys that the modern incarnation. However, it proved effective for reading the movements of the planets, discussing the latest hat fashions, and catching rabbits. Following Da Vinci's death, Nostradamus became increasingly disturbed by the internet's growing pornagraphic content and attempted to destroy it by burying it in the subconscious mind, where it remained until the modern era. Critics maintain that this is probably nonsense.

[edit] The different depths of the internet

There is many differnet depths throughout the internet that range from the beaches to the sea trenches.

1.The beach: websites such as yahoo.com,amazon.com,msn.com and wikipedia

2.The tidal pools: this layer contains websites such as uncyclopedia.org,myspace.com and political party websites

3.The sunlight zone: contains softcore porn websites. For example: Uncyclopedia.org,DeadorAlive.com

4.The end of the continental shelf: contains porn websites which become more and more perverted.

5.The twilight zone: porn websites. For example: Porn.com

6.The start of the continental slope: really messed up porn websites. For example: YourFace.com

7.Halfway down the continental slope: really,really messed up porn websites. For example: YourMom.com

8.The midnight zone: gay porn. For example Wowomg.com

9.The abyss: kiddy porn websites. For example: NAMBLA.org

10.The ocean basin: Terrorist websites for example: alqueda.org

11.Halfway through the ocean basin: Terrorist websites/porn website.For example:Alquedaporn.com

12.The beginning of the sea trench: Terrorist websites/really messed up porn websites. For example: NastyAlquedaporn.com

13.Halfway down the sea trench: Terrorist websites/really messed up porn/kiddy porn/everything that will get the FBI at your doorstep websites Uncyclopedia.org.

14.The very bottom of the sea trench: Little is known about this depth mostly because anyone who has ever traveled to this depth has had there head A splode.

[edit] Technology

The technology behind the Internet is widely misunderstood. Some believe that you have to punch little buttons and things.^[3] Others believe it is a big truck.^[4] In reality, you just have to click on this thing.^[3]

The Internet's tubes are housed in a fifteen story building. In the basement of this building are bricks which are being rearranged by foreigners.^[5]

The Internet is actually caused by small creatures that live in the same room of a computer that has the internet. By a complete coincidence these creatures are called 'Internets' and have an uncanny resemblance to Tamogochi.

[edit] Technical Terminology

• 802.11g - 802 people buried 11 ft in the ground
• ADSL - Amazingly Dull Slow Line
• BGP - Blasted Geek's Playground
• BIOS - Birds in Outer Space
• CPE - Carrier Pigeon Equipment
• DMZ - Dead Machine Zone
• DNS - Damn Nose Snails
  

  

  The official map of the internet's communities.
• FTP - First Trucking Plan
• Gopher - A fuzzy animal that digs (seen in the movie Caddyshack)
• HTML - Hot Toast Making Lizard
• HTTP - Here's The Tubes Pipe
• HTTPS - Here's The Tubes Pipe... Shit!
• IANA - Internet Addicted Nerd Association
• ICANN - International Convention of Applicable Nude Nannies
• IP - And so do you.
• IMAP - Ingest More Apples, Posthaste
• ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
• JAVA - Juvenile Abominable Visual Asthetics
• Kerberos - Kinky ERotic BachElor Reservation Online Service
• LAN - LSD Abusing Nerd
• MP3 - 1/3 sized Member of Parliament
• NNTP - Naked Nerds Trying to Pick-up
• OMG - Organisation Mothers Group
• Oracle - A proprietary system used to convert human souls into cash
• POP3 - Pirates on Parade (times three)
• PPP - Prostitutes Probing Pandas
• QOS - Quite overvalued shares
• RPC - Remote Protocol for system Compromise
• SGML- Some gay men lovin'
• SMTP - Slightly Moist Toilet Paper
• SNMP - Someone Needs More Porn
• SSH - Sexy Sexy Horse
• SSL - Secret Sex Lair
• TCP/IP - Toilet Connection Pipeline/International Plumbing
• TELNET - Toilet Elementary Lid-down Network
• URL - Uninvited Rabbit License
• UUCP - User to Urinal Cake Peer
• VPN - Virtual Pornographic Nanny
• WWW - Worldwide Water Works
• XML - X-rated Martian League
• OOAO - Out Of Alphabetical Order

[edit] Synonyms

Ethernet, Interweb, Interdweebs, Intarweb, Interwebs, Intarwebs, Those Intarwebs, Innernet, Interwebtron, Interknet, World Wide Web, World War 3, Webternet, World Inter Wide Webnet, AOL, Computers, A Series of Tubes, and Al Gore's ausfahrt (German, for "exit").

The term "Information Superhighway" used to be used to describe the Internet when it was just a cute baby and had nothing but long, endless pages of text and gray backgrounds to play with in a playpen called "Mosaic." However, because of the infamous Collapse of the Information Superhighway (Also Known As Highway 404) one windy and icy morning in 1996, this term is now viewed as offensive to some. Investigations into the disaster revealed that the people who were supposed to be constructing the highway in 1978 spent most of their time in the foreman's shack looking on the Internet for porn instead of welding the rebar to support the tubes.

==Common concerns about the Internet==

Contrary to popular perception, everything you read on the Internet is carefully vetted and guaranteed to be absolutely 100% true (with the obvious exception of a small number of designated satirical sites such as Wikipedia).

The Internet is widely believed to be a dangerous place, with thousands of virtual streets lined with casinos, porn shops, 419 scams, and drug dealers.^[6] There have been rumors on this Internet and possibly other Internets as well.^[7]

[edit] Serious Business

The internet is serious business. Every time a user posts a message of satire, sarcasm or humor anywhere on the world wide web, whether it be in an e-mail, on web forums, or even a blog, Bach kills a kitten. Internet users are indirectly responsible for 83% of murdered kittens each week. Therefore, the Internet is a place in which nobody is allowed to screw around. Ever. Case in point: In 1982 during the first internet revolution known only as "Carp" was trying sell a exotic pet on the ebay bbs service. In his ad he said that this pet was "one of a kind" which was later proved to be false. He admitted his mistake and nothing happened until 10 years later he was hit by a car and died.

[edit] Pornography

Everybody knows that God gave man the gift of internet so that everyone could watch as much free porn as they wanted. The Internet is especially useful for young teenagers who wish to view free porn which they cannot legally view. See: gay porn and child porn.

• It should be noted that while downloading porn leads to jerking off with Hitler, watching it online is fair game. If all the porn was taken off the Internet there would be just one site remaining, called "www.bringbacktheporn.com."

[edit] Dark dungeons

The Internet is known to have dark dungeons, which hold children.^[8] The presence of these dungeons might be due to parents dropping off their kids in the middle of the Internet and walking away.^[6]

[edit] Nigerian Widows in Financial Trouble

Miriam Abacha, the wife of the late Nigerian head of state, Gen. Sani Abacha, is a prominent and respected Internet figure. After the mysterious death of her husband, she was informed by her lawyer, Bello Gambari, that her husband who at the time was the president of Nigeria, showed him four metal boxes of foreign money to be transferred overseas for foreign investment.

Since he died, the Nigerian government has been after Miriam Abacha, policing and freezing her bank accounts, and even arresting her children. Her family account in Switzerland worth US$22,000,000.00 and 120,000,000 Dutch marks has been confiscated by the government. After the burial rite and customs, her lawyer saw your name and address in the publication of the Nigerian Business Promotion Agency. As a consequence, Miriam Abacha smuggled the money into Ghana, and now is seeking an overseas business partner to try and get the money into western investments. If you wish to help her, all you have to do is reply to her email, and she will cut you in for 10%. Hoi

[edit] Ties to 9/11 and US government involvement

Before 2001, the main subspace relay gateway to Internet was located in the south WTC tower in New York. After Al Qaida hackers launched a massive attack on the main control node from their cavernous hideouts, George W. Bush along with his co-conspirators Elvis Presley and James Dean moved the subspace relay using string tunneling toward an alternate reality, where it would be free from harm. All this 6 days, 6 hours and 6 seconds before the attacks in New York, thus proving that the number of the beast has been evoked and that judgement day is at hand. Judgement Day happened on October 26th that very same year. Since then there has been a major cover-up, with Presley supposedly dying because of an overdose and Dean in a car accident years before these events.

Your are being watched.

Trust no one.

The FBI is on to you.

[edit] The Memory Issue

Most people are not worried about the Internet ending, similar to the end of the world, but leading scientists and NSA researchers are rapidly growing worried about memory. They think that in a few years, the Internet will run out of space, an oncoming sign of the apocalypse. However, if they saw this site, they would stop worrying, and, very profitably to our country, drop dead on the floor. The Internet has already run out of space, thus the apocalypse has happened.(See above segment.)

[edit] How to win a game of "Internet"

1) Don't have access to the Internet.

2) Repeat

[edit] The Women Conspiracy

A recent study by experts found that prior to 2000 the Internet consisted of 75 percent FBI agents, 24 percent oily skinned nerds, and 1 percent unknown with a 100% margin of error. When asked about this the FBI denied this allegation saying, "we enjoy making old sweaty men think that we're hot young.... oh wait, I've said too much." They then proceeded to break our reporter's neck. This revelation has led veteran Internet users into panic. A hairy sweaty longtime Internet user responded "Who have I been exchanging sexy emails with?"

When questioned to what the FBI had to gain by impersonating women on chat sites, they responded "First it was just a joke. Bill got some nerd all worked up and then we all started doing it. Bush Senior's been exchanging emails with some lardass since '96, the guy thinks he's a 24 year old secretary."

[edit] Little known facts

“Welcome to the Internet. Where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents.”

~ Noel Coward on the Internet

• It is split into 3 main segments: Porn, Warez and Spam. And cows called Bob. Along with viruses.
• The unit to measure Internet traffic is a telegram, an SI-unit. To calculate the connection speed you need to move a certain amount of telegrams:

1. Translate your message into Morse code.
2. Calculate the amount of beeps. Make no distinction between long and short beeps.
3. Divide this number by zero.
4. The number you end up with is the connection speed in bps (beeps per second) that you'll need for the message to go through.

• The Internet was always there, before even the universe. Computers just gave humans access to a small part of it.
• The Internet is really a one-trick-pony. You can only do one thing with it: go online.
• The Internet binds the space-time continuum together, as well as to the circle of life as mentioned in The Lion King.
• It would take 46 pages of A4 paper to print the entire Internet out. The Internet could be saved to no less than 3 floppy disks.
• In the US, postage stamps must be attached to the user's screen each time he/she wants to send an email.
• Many individuals, from Bill Gates to Dr. Thinker, have tried to conquer the Internet resulting in several massive conflicts known as the Internet wars against its overlord the King of the Internet.
• The Internet is NOT a big truck.
• God's personal website displays expert application of CSS scripting.
• There is a website that the FBI uses to keep track of online predators. The website is called eHarmony.com.
• The only animal fast enough to outrun spam email is the leopard.
• Internet petitions are the most effective way of getting anything done. They have been responsible for many changes throughout history. Some notable achievements of Internet petitions include ending World War 2, tearing down the Berlin Wall, the assassination of The Real George Bush and the creation of the Internet.
• Every time you go on the Internet, a little part of You dies.
• Internet was discovered in ancient French caves in 1978.
• Games are played on the Internet. Since the Internet is an information superhighway, those games are very dangerous.
• A webpage is not part of The Internet until you look at it
• Is this thing on? Am I onlining? Timmy are you in there? What does grandpa do next???
• In 2003 the number of confirmed users of the Internet finally outnumbered FBI agents.
• The source code of the Internet is violating patents by SCO.
• If you type "google" into Google, you could break The Internet, and or Cause the building you are in to asplode.
• Internet dating is the leading cause of unwanted pregnancy.
• The Internet's only child is the Internet, and it's father is also the internet. This has been going on for several generations.
• The Internet tastes like chicken. Babies taste like chicken. Therefore, the Internet is made from the souls of babies.

[edit] Quotes

"Just the other day, an Internet was sent by my staff. I got it yesterday." —Senator Ted Stevens

"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?" —George W. Bush

"All your base are belong to us." —John F. Kennedy

"Error 404" — Apache

"Open the pod bay doors, Internet!" — Dave

"I want an Internet. Can I have one of those?" — Scary Spice [1]

"Results 1 - 10 of about 105,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 for Porn" — Google

"Click here for free ______!!! (fill-in-the-blank)" - Generic pop-up.

"Congratulations, your site is the top non-porn site on the web... making it 7 billionth overall" - Every awards person to anyone who has ever had this sad dishonor.

"Internet Explorer has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience." - Windows

"That fucking noob just fucking killed me, hey mom get me a soda."- The player that you just killed on World of warcraft.

[edit] What is the Internet for?

The Internet is for porn and only porn. "Educated" people will claim the government invented the internet so that they could instantly send valuable information around the world. The people who claim such things fail to acknowledge that the "valuable information" WAS porn.

It is proven 99.9999937% of Internet users only use the Internet to wank. In fact I am doing so right now.

Teh other 0.0000023% of the internet is currently for Uncyclopedia articles. This percentage is shrinking to pr0n.

[edit] Cheat codes

• Type "Google.com", then type "kiddy porn" to send a squad of police to your door.
• Alt+F10 for God Mode. Always. Especially when you are playing an intense online game and just want a picture of your "pwnage."
• By buying your own domain, and posting information that is not true, it will BECOME true, using the "everything on the internet is true except on Wikipedia" clause.
• TYPE IN ALL CAPS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
• T0 HACK 1N70 A W3BS173, R3PLAC3 L3773R5 W17H 51M1LAR-L00K1N6 NUMB3R5 A5 Y0U 7YP3.
• Compare an opponent in an argument to Hitler and you automatically win said argument.
• After typing a long post, press Alt+F4 to automatically spell-check it.
• Or press F5 for it to be certified by Hitler.
• To send in the bomb squad: post a threatening bulletin on Myspace
• If you type in google.com with 69 o's in Google, you'll get free unlimited porn
• Close your eyes and Press CTRL+W 13 times to destroy Microsoft
• To achieve total sanity and knowing what kind of person YOU are, open up www.hai2u.com, www.meatspin.com, www.2girls1cup.com, www.tubgirl.com, www.goatse.ca and www.boohbah.tv/zone.html all at once while at work.
• If you type "Google" into Google.com, you will break the internet.
• Hit ur monitor with a sledge hammer and receive free internet access
• Use internet proxies at school to get free detention
• Read uncyclopedia articles at school to get sick enough to come home
• Drop all your items and press Alt + F4 to duplicate them
• To Get Free Porn Simply Click Start->Run->Type "cmd"->Press Enter->type "format /f /q C:\"->Press Enter
• Press ~ and type "kill" to get a rocket launcher
• Hit UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, A, B, B, A and click 'start' to reach the last level/final boss

[edit] Others

• King of the Internet
• Al Gore
• Baron von Brunk
• Daniel Brandt (non-person)
• Cory Doctorow
• Chris Kitto
• Jimbo Wales
• Steve Ballmer
• Steve Jobs
• Yahoo Serious
• Zezima

[edit] Types

see Internet dorks

• Flamer (see Flame War)
• Postwhores
• Trolls
• 12 year olds invading the internet
• Newbies
• Gamers
• Hackers
• Vandals
• Mingebags
• You

[edit] The Internet's Future

Due to a single image on the Internet, it appears as though the Internet may be shut down. Despite eons and billions of images that define WTF, the absolute final straw has been uncovered recently, as seen on the right. The Internet's future seems uncertain after this discovery as 15 major countries have made the decision to delete the Internet for reasons based solely on this photograph.

[edit] References

1. ↑ Bill Gates, Business @ the Speed of Thought. 1999.
2. ↑ Larry Sabato, quoted on The O'Reilly Factor. October 18, 2006.
3. ↑ ^{3.0 3.1} Larry King, Larry King Show. November 14, 2006.
4. ↑ Cite error: Invalid <ref> tag; no text was provided for refs named ted
5. ↑ Paul Twomey, Web chief warns of domain name chaos, smh.com.au
6. ↑ ^{6.0 6.1} New Jersey Times, Parents learn of perils Internet poses for kids
7. ↑ George W. Bush, [www.goatse.cz debate with John Kerry]. 2004.
8. ↑ George W. Bush, campaign speech, Arlington Heights, Illinois, Oct. 24, 2000

[edit] See also

• Uncyclopedia's Official Guide to Choosing a Web Browser
• World wide web
• Unternet
• Intahnet
• Interweb
• Stairway to Heaven
• 20 golden secrets for ebay sellers
• Sneakernet
• Cybersex
• Second Internet
• The Posting Units
• Toilet Door Communication
• Outernet
• Internet toaster
• The Internet police
• Axiom of the omniscience of the Internet
• Internet Crash of 1864
• List of non-existent top-level domain names
• Postmodemism
• Giantmutantspideration
• Last.fm
• Tinternet
• Interned
• Internet rules
• Intertubal Ligation
• The internet is for PORN!!!

[edit] External links

• People of the Internet
• The internet is for porn (video)
• Internet
• Turn off the Internet
• THE KING OF THE INTERNET
• Expiring Domain

The cornerstones of the Internets

Internet | Internets | World Wide Web | The Network

Browsers

Internet Explorer | King Bowser Koopa | Opera | Maozilla | Mozilla Firefox

Languages

CSS | LifeScript | Perl | PHP | Java | JavaScript | VBScript | Internet-speak

Formats

Image file formats (GIF JPEG LIM PNG SVG) | HTML | SGML | XHTML | XML

Consortiums

W3C

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