Intelligence
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“We live in an age where people are so industrious that they become absolutely stupid”
~ Oscar Wilde on Stupidity
“The U.S.A. has turned into an idiotic mush. I blame rap.”
~ User:Hatmaster on Stupidity
“People fear intelligence, so they act stupid to scare it away.”
~ Charles Darwin on Stupidity
“Everyone in America are dumbarses!”
~ Australian on Stupidity
Intelligence is a natural capability mostly found in children and uneducated Human Resources that is probably the single most important threat to Civilization.
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[edit] Historical Perspective
The History of Intelligence is comprised of two main eras: the history of its Origination and Development which probably took millions of years, and the History of Civilization, i.e. the gradual elimination of Intelligence which is much shorter, measurable in thousands of years. Also known as something that |NWO| Xerxes hasn't got.
Humanity's first successful attempts at controlling this threat to human society took the form of organized Religion.
As Civilization progressed, the use of Religion was never totally abandoned but its use was taken over by governments and complemented by the development of Education for application on children and teenagers, and after World War II mostly by American multinational corporations and Management Science and its Leadership discipline, for the use on ineducable adults, i.e. adults who are not yet stupid.
[edit] Why women have been proved to be more intelligent than men
“The only thing modern women do not understand is their husbands.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Women's and Men's intelligence
With the rise of modern Science, it has been proven by the ex-Dean of Harvard University, Larry Summers, that women are naturally more intelligent than men. Though this statement originally raised a lot of protests from politically correct perspectives which forced him to resign, later scientific research confirmed this Theory as statistically true.
Although men don’t like to admit it, if we examine history’s most prominent polymaths it’s clear that woman are naturally more intelligent than men. These figures include Alan Turing, Albert Einstein, Albert Michelson, Alessandro Volta, Archimedes, Blaise Pascal, Charles Babbage, Charles Darwin, Charles-Augustin de Coulomb, Edward Morley, Euclid, Galileo Galilei, Georg Ohm, Henry Cavendish, Isaac Newton, Jame Watt, James Clerk Maxwell, John von Neumann, Michael Faraday, Niels Bohr, Nikola Tesla, Plato, the Spice Girls and Britney Spears.
Women's higher intelligence is linked to the drainage of blood in the brain which takes distinct forms in male and female humans. While women do have an impairment of their intelligence during menstruation, this is only temporary and affects them a few days a month; in Men, however, every erection drains blood from the brain which combined with men's fascination with their own penises seems to inflict permanent damage on the brain.
Many sustain that women are not only more intelligent , but also resilient in their resistance to different methods of intelligence suppression, mainly Education and Leadership development. This is probably why women have been barred from becoming priests, rabbis or mullahs, as well as been barred for centuries from leadership positions.
It can also be said that Females are more intelligent in the social areas of life, who knocked up who and who did what, while men are more shallow and simple, which can sometimes be smarter than knowing the relationships in the school. It can also be said that women in general can't drive as well as men, probably because the male instrumentation helps with direction sense. This is assuming the direction is towards a vagina.
[edit] Intelligence Traits
Spontaneity - the ability to act without having to consult Wikipedia first on the correct course of action
Creativity - skill associated with closely following instructions unambiguously
Intuition - the ability to disregard any information that could be useful in dealing with a certain situation
Analysis - a talent for getting lost in details
Synthesis - an irresistible urge to reduce everything to one preconceived idea independently of its relevance
[edit] The measurement of Intelligence
Though there are many approaches to this challenge, the only statistically reliable method documented to measure intelligence is the one based on I-ching coin tossing; this should never be tried alone at home, though.
