Intelligent Geography

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An intelligent geographer showing his students the real shape of the earth.

Intelligent geography is a revolutionary new scientific theory that postulates a flat earth based on mountains of physical and theoretical evidence. Intelligent geography is closely related to American Physical Geography and the theory that all of America's surface features were made by a giant lumberjack and a blue ox. This has stirred up some controversy, since it has been accepted since 524 AD^[1], in other words, even during the dark ages, that the earth is round. Charles Darwin and Alfred Russell Wallace released On the Origin of Species in 1859^[2], so the intelligent design movement is trying to revert only 148 years of scientific progress. The IG movement is going to go one better, and is trying to revert more than 1400 years of scientific progress.

The main Intelligent Geography organization^[3] today aims to

Dispelling common myths about "proof" regarding round earth theory

Uncovering the conspiracy to withhold the truth from the public

“Dispelling common myths about proof" sounds eerily reminiscent of the Intelligent Design movement, which has been disclaimed as “a progeny of creationism” by Republican judge John E. Jones^[4], who was appointed by George Bush on July 30, 2002. Be that as it may, it must be pointed out that Intelligent Geography is a valid scientific theory and is not religious in nature.

[edit] The Flat Earth Society

The Flat Earth Society is a world renowned scientific think-tank which aims to gather evidence to show that the earth is flat^[5] and to propagate these ideas for the good of mankind.

The Flat Earth Society has the following disclaimer at the bottom of its website^[6]:

The Flat Earth Society is not in any way responsible for the failure of the French to repel the Germans at the Maginot Line during WWII. Nor is the Flat Earth Society responsible for the recent yeti sightings outside the Vatican, or for the unfortunate enslavement of the Nabisco Inc. factory employees by a rogue hamster insurrectionist group. Furthermore, we are not responsible for the loss of one or more of the following, which may possibly occur as the result of exposing one's self to the dogmatic and dangerously subversive statements made within: life, limb, vision, Francois Mitterand, hearing, taste, smell, touch, thumb, Aunt Mildred, citizenship, spleen, bedrock, cloves, I Love Lucy reruns, toaster, pine derby racer, toy duck, antelope, horseradish, prosthetic ankle, double-cheeseburger, tin foil, limestone, watermelon-scented air freshner, sanity, paprika, German to Pig Latin dictionary, dish towel, pet Chihuahua, pogo stick, Golf Digest subscription, floor tile, upper torso or halibut.

[edit] References

1. ↑ Shape of the earth in the middle ages
2. ↑ The Origin of Species
3. ↑ Homepage of the chief Intelligent Geography organization
4. ↑ Judge John Jones
5. ↑ Evidence to prove the earth is flat
6. ↑ Disclaimer (Look at the bottom of the page to see it)