Intermediate algebra
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[edit] Intermediate Algebra
This is the sacred "In-between algebra", that must be taken at some dumb schools such as Dobyns-Bennett in order to go onto take higher maths like Algebra II and Trig and the likes. Here is it's story....
[edit] The beginning
Intermediate algebra is the algebra that never grew up...not quite Algebra II, but older than Algebra I. this algebra is kinda stuck, like a teen, in a sort of adolescent state of being....it throws frequent tantrums and is rebellious to its mother, who is known as Calculus. When some of the Algebra I children matured, they decided to feed off of their older brother, Prob and Stats, and live on as a semi-powerful Intermediate math.
[edit] The Loss
For the unlucky kids having to endure this horrid class, they will be overjoyed to learn this class counts as an elective! Yes, an elective, so all the joyous souls will shoot themselves in the face and be sad about their lives and their parents dying in a fire.
[edit] Fundamental Theorem of Algebra
In 1932, famous French explorer Jacques Cousteau came up with Fundamental Theorem of Algebra. By definition (that means you can't prove it, it just is), the theorem states:
for very large quantities of 9.
[edit] The Creator
Tom Cruise was rumored to have created this satanic ritual of work, but it was found out later that he just added to it, and actually it was Myspace's creator Tom who made this nightmare a reality! Tom spoke out saying that "Leave no child behind....all things lead to myspace, and myspace leads to math....Myspace will conquer all......all childs shall learn to appreciate myspace math!" Later in the interview, Tom announced the release of "Myspace Math" where you can add different order of operations as your friends and order them however you want, thus breaking the laws of physics and destroying the world as we know it.
[edit] Penis and the relation to 3-D graphs
[edit] Male Dominance
Yes, it is proven that males are more adept at seeing the true image of the 3-d graph much faster than women. it is because men have penises, and this 3rd dimension serves as the z axis to the other 2 dimensions of males. women on the other hand, do not have this 3rd dimension, and thus cannot visualize the 3rd dimension in graphs.
[edit] Transvestites
Little is known about how Transvestites view 3d graphs, but it is theorized that they actually see 2 1/2 dimensions of the 3d graph, thus the X axis looks more like a crooked L and half of the top half of the graph is missing from view...Doctors speculate this leads to toe fungus and you will die within a week of trying to comprehend a 3d graph.
[edit] Nerds and Intermediate Algebra
Most nerds dont even take this....they are so Godly smart that they step up to unified math...which is like math on steriods. This math has a tiny penis and it cannot reproduce, hence the reason unified hasn't evolved.
[edit] Conclusions
Based on our scientific research, All your maths are belong to Satan. Yes, satan is the creator of math, and Hitler proved this by using this equation in his battles: Germans+Guns=Killing, Americans+Pearl Harbor=Japan Dead. but he did not know the power of math, so he still lost, regardless of what the Soviets may have you believe.
