International "Take a Scientologist to Work!" Day

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Take Tom to Lunch Today

[edit] July 8:

The popularity of this holiday exploded in the early 21st Century through the combined efforts of the Church of $cientology and its subsidiary organization: Hallmark Inc.

That shouldn't detract from the fact that the holiday commemorates a millennium of significant events in the development of human consciousness.

[edit] A chronology of events commemorated on this day

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