Internet Meme

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“All your memes are quotes to me!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Internet Memes

“I have a cat named Meme.”

~ George W. Bush

“It's over NINE THOUSAND!!!”

~ The Scouter on His power level

An Internet Meme is a phrase, picture, or concept which is popular among internet forums such as the one found at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY8nIZIfnYI. Such memes are often entertaining, but overusage of them can cause MASSIVE DAMAGE to the forum. For instance, saying a fad a couple of times on a board can be humorous, but if you say it OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND times, it can get annoying. This is why many Internet Memes are b& on forums, though many n00bs tend to ignore this.

[edit] How To Responsibly Use Memes

The mob which launched a thousand memes.

• Step 1. Make Meme
• Step 2. Post It Somewhere
• Step 3. ?????
• Step 4. PROFIT!!!!!111!!11
• Never use more than three memes per day unless absolutely necesarry.
• Only use memes when it's funny, don't just go nuts. This isn't RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER, you aren't racing to post the most fads or anything.
• /\/3\/|_|rz |[](_)$+@63 !/\/ +3# 1337@|+|=-^322
• HA! HA! Internet memes can be used in many contexts!
• http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1803180
• NOBODY EXPECTS JINJO!
• Saying O RLY? when someone says something obvious isn't funny anymore.
  • O RLY?
    • YA RLY
      • NO WAI
        • YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!
          • SHOOP DA FUCKING WHOOP BITCH!
            • *is ded*
• Making lots of accounts and posting a ton of fads with each is really bad. For instance, if you were to create three accounts, one called "Badger," another called "Mushroom," and the last called "Magical Snake" and posted five hundred and ninety nine us dollars fads on each one, you as might as well tape a "Kick Me" sign to the back of all your clothes.
• Typing too many fads is not only annoying, it can set your keyboard on T3H PH1R3.
• Remember some fads can be offensive to some people, so think before you post something that might offend all 73 Genders.
• If you see a topic on a forum that has a ridiculous title, chances are IT'S A TARP!
• Think it's okay to use a ton of fads if you just say you're sorry? WRONG!!!
• I herd u liek mudkips. Well too bad because you can't use them.

[edit] How To Deal With Trolls Who Overuse Memes

• Throw them in an oven, where it's Hot Hot Hot (Doo dooo, do doo doo doooooooo)
• Give them the Bad Times Virus. Or the Good Times Virus. Either one.
• Tell a moderator to B4L33T them!
• Make them sit next to the Dog Poop Girl.
• Bert will also work, because, as we all know, Bert is Evil.
• Set Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears on them.
• Put "Chuck Norris Sucks" on their user profile... (The person who posted this has just been found dead, good work Chuck)
• Open up a can of spam...
• Tell them you're A-Firing-Your Lazar BWRAAHHAAA!!!

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