Iowa State University
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Iowa State University is a something-grant university in Ames, Iowa, a western suburb of Chicago.
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[edit] Education
The university offers a number of educational programs, most notably
- Uh....
- Being bad at everything.
- Being inferior to the University of Iowa.
[edit] Demographics
Ames, Iowa.
Home of the Pooping Babies!
Sissy-pantyhosewearing-misinformed youths who drink like they are ninety pound women.
[edit] Sports
The university has a number of sports teams, most notably the Cyclones Football Team. However, they suck...
[edit] Recreation
Looking forward to their yearly "whoopin'" by their eastern Iowa Rival and generally giving up on the rest of the season when they lose.
Participating in the annual campus wide "Nakey tickle fight" in which touching the other sex below the waist is not uncommon and encouraged.
[edit] Notable Quotables
"WHOOO WE DRINK KEYSTONE LIGHT ALL THE TIME WE'RE AWESOME and AT THE SAME HOUSE" - Douche bag super-senior at Iowa State
"I farted, will someone please wipe me, im beginning to cry." - Lauren Young
[edit] Trivia
The official drink of Iowa State is zima.
Cyclones will never be able to drink like Hawkeyes.
God officially declared his hate for the University of Iowa State.
