Iphone

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When threatened, iPhones emit a hi-pitched squeek and scuttle away on 8 spider-like, metal legs.

This is a disambiguation page, a supposedly helpful navigational aid which nevertheless links to needlessly irrelevant but strangely similarly titled pages.

An iPhone is similar to a regular phone in that they are both capable of ruining private moments and photographic memories. The only difference is that when iPhone u, uTorrent back... Several articles exist regarding iPhones:

• HowTo:Hack your iPhone
• UnNews:Apple iPhone not actually able to make calls
• UnNews:IPhone infuriates zealots, big hit among time travelers.
• UnNews:IPhone big hit among wealthy, stupid
• UnPoetia:Ode To the iPhone
• UnNews:Europe invades the iPhone
• UnNews:IPhone Escapes Burning Building Unharmed
• Macintosh#iPhone (a.k.a. iBoxo'shit)

Or perhaps you were looking for the iPhone Shuffle, the revolutionary new iPhone light enough to clip to your ear and calls up to 2000 contacts randomly? Shhh, it hasn't been announced.