IPod Floppy
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“I'm gonna break your little tiny toy!!”
~ Mr. T on ipod floppy
“What the hell?”
~ iPod on looking at an iPod floppy
“It's the iPod gone flacid?”
~ Oscar Wild, upon hearing of the iPod floppy
Just put it in and- oh FUCK
You can have tons of songs at a maximum bitrate of 16Kbps, including Album Covers, or you can watch your favorite podcasts and movies. The sound quality is outstanding, since you can connect it to a Bose Station, that costs more than the iPod itself, and you can hear what real music sounds like! With the touch of a button you can check the calendars, change settings, view your storage and much more.
Like its predecessors iPod yocto and iPod 200GB, the iPod Floppy redefines what portable music and multimedia really are. For people who really don't care how many GBytes of space it needs, and who just want to have something to which to listen or watch, this is the perfect choice. Having 1.44MB of space, it provides doubles the storage of the single or double density floppy.
There are more generations of the iPod Floppy, the last one being the 100th-gen (the anniversary edition), which has the same functions as the first one but includes a sleek and more beautiful design.
The iPod Floppy was a main thing in the short educational movie Don't Copy That Floppy.
Apple Product Range
| iPods: | iPod - iPod Shuffle - iPod Mini - iPod Nano - iPod Yocto - iPod Yotta - iPod Macro - iPod Invisa - iPod mono - iPod Lo-Fi - iPod floppy - iPod chair - iPod Car - iPod IV - iPod Slim - iPod Huge - iCan't Believe It's Not iPod - Deep-fried iPod |
| iDevices: | iMac - iNuke - iRon - iMath - iHamster - iRaq - iTree - iSuicide - i - iPoop - iOwa - iRak - iRan - iEyes - iBladder - iClothes - iBrows - iRack - iSteve |
| iHardware: | Cheese graters - Cast Spell Key - Applesauce - MacBook - Macbook Air - Euroipods - triPod - ehPod - YouPod - IHenge - iEarth |
| iSoftware: | iTunes - iMovie - Linux (Only For Mac) - Mac OS X - Mac OS 10.5 - Mac OS Y - Mac OS Z |
| i3rd Party Mods: | iPod Nano 200gb Instructions - üPod - phonePod - Video iPod Nano U2 HD - iTrip - Hacking the iPhone |
| iGaming: | iBox360 - iTari -General Grievous - iPodore 64 - iPodendo - iBoy |
| iLlnesses: | Neuroipods |
| iFelonies: | iFraud - Afroipods |
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