Iqaluit, Nunavut

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“The rockiest beach I ever had sex on!”

~ Stephen Hawking on Iqaluit

Iqaluit is one of the most popular cities in the world. Despite this great advantage, its population is actually very small because there are no roads that lead to it. There are no highways either. Located in Nunavut, Canada, it is a popular seaside resort for Canadians who live in the colder temperate regions (to travel to Iqaluit, one is required to go so far north that one ends up in the south again - Iqaluit's landscape therefore consists largely of jungle).

[edit] Upside down maps

The residents of Iqaluit are quite proud of their odd geographic location, and show it off to visitors by turning all of their maps upside down whenever anybody visits. Some have suggested that they do it because if a map of Canada was hung right-side-up, Iqaluit would be so high up that it would be invisible to the viewer.

[edit] History

The Ninjuit took control of Iqaluit from the Vikings in 1000 AD, but were later annihilated by some other group (it may have been pirates). No trace of them remains to this day, especially since, because of continental drift, Iqaluit has moved further north since then and its climate has considerably warmed up.

[edit] Culture

The Iqaluitians are known for their love of yoghurt. They make many delicious dishes that are unfortunately unknown in the rest of the world.

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Also, many young Iqaluits will spend much time sniffing glue or other household solvents to past the fun summer months. During the short hot winter, gas sniffing seems to be the snort of choice.