Irritable Student Syndrome

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Irritable Student Syndrome (or ISS as it is sometimes known) is a common problem for adolescents within the ages of 13 and 22. The cause is known but there is no cure.

He's thinking of eating you.....RIGHT NOW

[edit] Causes

The cause is the fact that students are lazy but poor therefore when looking for money there are two options open for them: McDonalds or Starbucks. The idea of actually having to work is just as new as having to work to earn money, therefore our sufferer seems permanently disjointed and detached from reality.

[edit] How to Spot a Person With Irritable Student Syndrome

There are a couple of main points you can look out for when trying to find someone with ISS:

• Greasy hair
• Spotty face
• Bad hygiene
• Odour of fish
• Lack of communication skills

To be sure you have someone with ISS you can do a few basic tests:

• Ask the difference between left and right
• Ask if their shower has hot water or shampoo
• Ask if it comes with fries

[edit] How To Treat Someone With ISS

Gradually the disease will leave, usually by about the age of 22 it has completely dissapated but there will be some that have it forever.

[edit] ISS in Popular Culture

• "Computer says no" female from Little Britain
• "Squeaky Voiced Teen" from the Simpsons