Izitczthuania

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Ïzḯtçßthǖʁäníã or That-Unpronounceable-Garbage is a tribal land led by centralized communist totalitarians who give the people considerable freedom and are relatively hands off in concerns to the people. The nation has enjoyed a long and rich history since it's independence in early May 2008. Located within Kazakhstan, it borders the United States to the north, Canada to the south, the Isle of Man to the west, Lesotho to the southeast, and Mars to the east.

[edit] Climate

The sun is always shining in Ïzḯtçßthǖʁäníã, except when it is nighttime. It also does not shine when it is raining. Actually, it is never shining since Ïzḯtçßthǖʁäníã is located within a mountain, so no sunlight actually reaches the nation.

[edit] Demographics

The population of roughly 5,000 people, 99.9% are of Russian origin. The other 0.1% are not Russian, but rather of some other ethnicity. Despite popular belief, Jews have never set foot in Ïzḯtçßthǖʁäníã and all Ïzḯtçßthǖʁäníãns have never seen a Jew before.

Every citizen of Ïzḯtçßthǖʁäníã follows the national religion of Reformed Orthodox Libertarianism (trans. Ritualistic Tree Worship).

[edit] Brief History

Ïzḯtçßthǖʁäníã is proud nation. We start by growing banana, wheat, and barley. We start small village, then we grow town, then city, then metropolis with greatest military in region. We intimidate other nations with filthy Serbs, for they fear out great weapons capabilities. Many villagers arm with breech loading rifle, imported from various nation. We use surplus fund to purchase rifles. Sometimes we shoot rabbit for fun. Sometimes we shoot rabbit for food.

[edit] Ïzḯtçßthǖʁäníãn Jews

A wheat stealing Jew.

In Ïzḯtçßthǖʁäníã, most personages are not of liking Jew. We tell many great tale of days when we would have great harvest, and Jew would disrupt, because Jew like to disrupt always. I remember one time, it was being the time of wheat harvest. I went to field only to notice that wheat was stolen by dirty Jews, and they used my wheat to build hut. Always stealing wheat! This is why we create wheat protection ceremony in my village, where we wear head of goat and skin of yak to ward off wheat-thieves.

[edit] Tote Bag Scandal

There is this one time, Premier Yuri Brevniki make announcement. He say, "all in debt, bring babies to Primer's mansion, and I release from debt." This was appealing to many villagers, not because too much in debt, but because they were of having too many children. So they bring baby.

We soon find that Yuri make tote bags out of baby and sell to American celebrities such as Paris Hilton and Bill Nye. This most distressing. Later in research, nation learn that Yuri was Jew in disguising.

Premier Yuri Brevniki.

[edit] Participation in World War 2

Ïzḯtçßthǖʁäníã send many soldier to be of the fighting in this war. Ïzḯtçßthǖʁäníãns are not of liking the Slav, or the Russian. We send soldiers to shoot these people, yes. Sadly the war was of the finished nature when soldiers arrived on the front. "The war ended thirty years ago," our German allies be of the saying when they arrive. This was of a sad time for our nation.