Jackass: The Game
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“I think this game is just a sorry attempt to quickly cash in on the Jackass franchise.”
~ Captain Obvious on Jackass: The Game
“In Soviet Russia, ass jacks YOU!!”
~ Russian Reversal on Jackass: The Game
| Jackass: The Game | |
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| Developer | MTV |
| Release Date | 1994 |
| Genre | MMORPG |
| Platforms | Super Nintendo |
| Rating | EC |
| Would Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo play it? | If you gave me a million dollars, I would. |
Jackass: The Game, is a MMORPG for the Super Nintendo, where you, and other members of your clan can use your "unique" skils and battle each other. Battling each other and computer bots is all you do, really. There is no storyline, and there are no objectives or missions to complete of any kind. Seriously, what did you expect? This a video game based on the series Jackass.
[edit] Charcter Classes
- Bam Margera: Has the ability to piss off his parents and to summon Don Vito at will, to then piss him off.
- Steve-O: Indeed, the most worthless character. He apperently can only cause damage to himself by sticking animals or household items on to his crotch area or up his butt.
- Jason "Wee Man" Acuna: Due to his size, he has the ability to perfectly tea bag anyone.
- Brandon DiCamilo: Has the ability to freestyle rap his way out of any situation, as well as change into many different worthless characters like "Fast Eddy."
- Ryan Dunn: The coolest one of all. His skills include leaning against walls and laughing at other players when they die. And is also drunk most of the time.
[edit] Enemies (Besides Other Players)
- Master Hand: He lives in a cave somewhere, but he is unbeatable so don't even think fighting him.
- Carlos Mencia: He lives in San Fransico and he has a very loud, annoying, and racist comedy routine he will do if your charcter gets too close. He is beatable if you are able to get your charcter's intelligence level up to 2. (In Jackass, thats a really hard thing to do.)
- Sephiroth: No real threat to you, just your girlfriend.
- Cowbell: Because Christopher Walken wanted more of it.
