Jacko

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Jacko is a legendary figure in the universe. One of the greatest, enigmatic entities in all known existence. He has held more championship titles than any champion of champions combimed with each and every defender they won those titles from, and previous title holders which they defeated to retain.

[edit] The Golden Age of Life and Love

"The river of spiders ran delicately along the pathways into the castle. Slumbering dragons leading their prey into the dreams of channel 5." Explained Jacko.

"Are you under the influence of ergot?" Jacko asked the convulsing villager. A crowd gathered, and the towns men slept in their hurricane funnel curtains which held them up to relax their spine and knees.

"Women this man is convulsing, settle him will you?"

Jacko requested. And the women obeyed the order disguised subtly as a concerned request. They gathered the mans clothes and beads and slipped him onto a stretcher. The ambulance arrived only hours later and the helpers handed the now long dead man into the hands of professionals. Several days passed as the ambulance sat lit up in the middle of the road. Every hour on the dot the docters relinquished their radio receivers to employ a moment of resussitation on the fallen man. Every hour they failed, they could not bring him back to live. A shame really, it would have been an interesting story to finally shine the light on the mans identity. But until that time came they had to make do with his wallet and passport. Though eventually they did resussitate him. He lives a healthy life as a cloud over Russia.

Eventually however the man was turned into a rubber walnut, and he moved to Canada.

Then back to the UK where the legend lives today, he turned back to human.

Then in the UK the Legend of Jacko became known and refered to as Jack. But only by my father. Everyone else refers to him as "****".