Jagermeister
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| Type | Liqueur |
|---|---|
| Alcohol by volume | 35.0% |
| Manufacturer | {{{manufacturer}}} |
| Country of origin | Germany |
| Introduced | by Brian May |
Jägermeister is a 35% drink from Wolfenbüttel, Germany.
“FEEEEEEEED THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD”
~ Bob Geldof on Jagermeister. Literally.
“Mmm...tasty”
~ Captain Obvious on Jagermeister
In the United States, it became popular through the wild partying of heavy metal bands like Metallica, Mötley Crüe, Pantera and Slayer. Jägermeister is the tour sponsor of numerous underground rock bands such as Chimaira, GWAR, Dope, Hemlock, Orange Goblin, Bloodhound Gang, SikTh, My Ruin, Corrupt Absolute and it also sponsors the biannual Jägermeister Music Tour. (Have you noticed how most bands became shit/more shit once they drunk Jagermeister? No, me neither.)
[edit] Preparation
Pour into shot glass. Drink. Repeat til on floor.
[edit] Jagerbomb
Pour into lid of bottle. Pour one can of Red Bull into a pint glass. Drop the lid in. Get wasted.
Where multiple jägerbombs have been ordered, it is common to serve them in such a fashion whereby glasses of Red Bull are lined up with an empty glass at one end. The shots of Jägermeister are then balanced on the lips of the glasses, and then starting from the
empty-glass end, the shots are consecutively knocked into the glasses. This may be done one-by-one, or, should the bartender have positioned the shot glasses close enough together, the first shot glass to be knocked may knock the subsequent shot glass in as it falls, which in turn knocks the third and so on to create a domino effect. This type of practice is common in the preparation of many cocktails where some degree of theatre is used to create a spectacle and mass drunkardness.
