Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 15
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January 15: Festival of the Yak (Uranium) / International Vandalize Wikipedia Day
- 4004 BC - The Yak begats Adam and pulls out his rib to give birth to another yak.
- 1787 - The Yak begats 535 people for the United States Congress. This is widely regarded as a bad move.
- 1988- Johanna Hedberg Infamous Norwegian Big Brother winner (also famous for a line of clothes (C.U.N.N.T) made of skin from cucumber, fur from navy seals and nostril toddlers) is born and digested.
- 1992 - Yak Shaving Day replaces Festival of the Yak. Rare picture of "The Yak"
- 1994 - Ian was born and every one was happy! :)!!!!
- 2001 - Wikipedia created
- 2001 - Wikipedia was extensivly vandalized.
- 2001 - The Yak begats Wikipedia. No one cares.
- 2006 - Wikipedia article vandalized. Nobody cares.
- 2015 - January will now be named Yakuary, as noted in January's will before he died.
- 2025 - 10th anniversary of Yakuary marred when February gets really drunk, tries to hit on April, June, and Lindsay Lohan.
- 2525 - YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKK!!!
- 2526 - War between Yaks and Humans breaks out. No one knows who struck first.
- 2528 - Humans darken the skies to stop the yaks.
- 2528.5 - Yaks darken the skies to stop the humans
