Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 17
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January 17: International Punch Danny Baker In The Crotch Day
- 1990 - Daniel Williamson begins his dastardly plan to rule Fullerton. 69
- 1993 - Danny Baker punched in the crotch
- 1994 - Danny Baker punched repeatedly in the crotch
- 1995 - Many people punch Danny Baker in the crotch
- 1996 - In the crotch, Danny Baker is punched
- 1997 - Danny Baker's crotch punched repeatedly
- 1998 - In Soviet Russia, Danny Baker's crotch punches YOU!!
- 1999 - Danny Baker retires with crotch-strain
- 2003 - Unnamed burglar breaks into Danny Baker's retirement home to punch him in the crotch
- 2005 - Danny Baker kicked in the crotch by Big Bird
- 2007 - Ben Land didn't know!!!
- 2007 - Danny Baker gets his balls punched off by Nathan Thompson.
- 2008 - Various minor celebrities wait in line for four hours to punch Danny Baker in the crotch
- 2009 - Danny Baker's son declared his intent to continue his father's legacy of being punched in the crotch on his death, then affirmed this by punching Danny Baker in the crotch
- 2009 - Danny Baker's son died of broken crotch
- 2010 - Danny Baker dug up his son and punched him in the crotch and buried himself
