Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 18

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January 18: Wenns Day (aka Humping Day) (Earth)

David Beckham in traditional pose.

• 1610 - God divinely inspires Sidney Trammell; Trammell doesn't notice for another two years.
• 1778 - James Cook is the first known European to discover the "Sandwich Islands", which are later renamed the "Tuna Sandwich Islands", then "Tuna Sandwich with Chips Islands", "Tuna Sandwich with Chips and a Drink (no ice) Islands", and "Japan's Target Islands" before they eventually became the "Hawaiian Islands".
• 1861 - George Bush snr. officially names El Paso, Texas as the new capital of America.
• 1952 - The first issue of Mad Magazine is thrown in the garbage by your mom.
• 1990 - The Humpty Dance was the #1 song in America on this date in 1990.
• 1991 - Bill Clinton holds a conference about creating a uniting Europe and Asia in to the Nation of Eurasia.
• 2000 - David Beckham is transformed from human being into a brand.
• 2008 - Cloverfield hits theaters across America, unfortunately for New York the movie was based on a true story.