Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 23

January 23: Trail off in the middle of your sente...

32 - Jesus delivers to the masses the secret of life: "One must b..."
1532 - Leonardo da Vinci announces in Genoa: "The essence of the rennaissance is..."
1944 - Adolf Hitler admits the Holocaust was really just...
1953 - Chinese communists brainwash several U.S....
1969 - NASA decides to reinfect all...
1972 - The British Army launches a massive coun...
1980 - Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham decides to drink all...
1984 - Porn star Ron Jeremy admits his wang is...
1995 - Virtual hockey 1995 released in Ja...
2004 - John Kerry says his position on the Iraq War is...
2005 - The CIA admits finally admits it killed ...
2006 - Tony Blair confirms he'll resign on...
2006 - The Lindbergh Baby was discovered at a qu...
2007 - ...for doing the opposite of what everyone else is doing.
2015 - Baby Seals establish a system of government and become...
2008 - Your mom and that guy were....
2194 - Second Coming of Jesus!!! Jesus descends to Earth and...
3452 - Judgment Day!!! YHWH says you can get into heaven by...