Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 24
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0 - The first plain text message was decoded. -
41 - Caligula killed for textstalking people on his Boost Mobile. -
1337 - Not celebrated this year because everything was done in Leet text. -
1338 - =|> ASCII art kills itself <|= -
1563 - John Pepys records his shorthand diary. -
1838 - Samuel Morse demonstrated the first plain text telegraph browser. -
1990 - MagicLeprechaun's Birth was marked with solar flares, roits, plagues, tsunamis and by Tim Robbins' attempted rape of Michael Jackson. -
1995 - The OJ Simpson jury delivers a verdict in plain text. -
2006 - Snakes on a Plain Text Day. -
2007 - I fucking hate plain bagels! -
2008 - Slavo-Indo-Chinese Buddhist Mujahadeen take over the entire Eastern Hemisphere and wage continental wars against the peoples of Antarctica. -
2012 - The final half of the Bible was written in plain text. It clearly showed, through the application of logic, that God was infact a three headed football.
