Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 8
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January 8: National Discrimination Day
- 450,000,000,000 bc - Earth v1.0 is created, only to be scrapped and replaced at a later date due to a fault in the planning application. Dinosaurs die in the process.
- 35 - Jesus begins his decline.
- 69 - Invisible Man Invents "stalking hot babes" and ugly women all over the world are furious.
- 1553 - George W. Bush's 133rd assassination attempt, foiled by his bodyguard kittens. DAMN YOU KITTENS!!
- 1867 - Adolf Emmanuel Hitler's fake birthday. His real birtday was May 42, 1337.
- 1869 - KKK burnt down by Racist, Fascist, Nazi, and otherwise bad people.
- 1926 - Martin Luther King Jr. dies of an M&M overdose.
- 1942 - Henry Ford declares his alleigence to Adolf Hitler's dictatorship.
- 1975 - Gerald Ford impeached when he claims he has to sign Ohio State sucks bill in order to leap.
- 1985 - Jesus begins his decline, then shoots George Washington and his approval rating climbs to -98%
- 2009 - Kellogg's continues to conquer the cereal market with Smack after finally droping out the honey flavoring and just selling it straight up.
