Jealousy

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[edit] Also known as "Stay-away-from-my-stuff"-syndrom

Through the years an unlimited number of scientists have tried to answer the ultimate question: What is jealousy, and what does he want? And yes, you read it right, many scientist believe that Jealousy comes from what they like to describe as an "Upinanalus".

An Upinanalus differs from lots of other creatures by having absolutely none atomic order, it can so to speak be very very large og very very small, it is all measured in the distance between the different fractions. An Upinanalus is a parasite and lives inside peoples brain where it feed from the energy that is created inside these areas (people like George W. Bush has nothing to fear). The parasite register everything that make the brain feel happy or sad and use this to it's advantage. Happy thoughts tend to deliver more energy, so it is crucial for the parasite to have it's owner to think positive. When a problem, like a rival enters a realtionship, a lot of bad feelings come if the realtionship is broken. So the Upinanalus work as hard as it can to keep the couple together and thereby keeping the happy mood. An Upinanalus can be inside an undefined number of people at the same time.

[edit] The cure

There is no cure against the Upinanalus, but some people believe that you can shake the Upinanalus out of your head by thinking so strongly at something good that the energy-boost will destroy the parasite (and sometimes your own head..).

[edit] The Bad stuff

The bad thing about having an Upinanalus is that it sometimes wont hesitate to do crazy stuff to keep the body it has invaded happy. There are several coincidence of people killing each other with knives, guns, bazookas, nosesprays, lolipops, chainsaws and mixed fruit.