Jeff Jarrett
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"Double Jerker" Jeff Jarret is a Canadian pornstar who has admitted to homosexuality, he is a multi time world heavy weight champion because he owns his own company and does what he wants, even raping Triple H several times to get it, and since then has raped numerous men to win the world heavyweight title
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[edit] Early Career
Jeff worked early in his career as a stripper trying to pay for his kids nipple transplant he was soon found by Vince McMahon and ass raped him 20x then gave him a job as a WWE Diva. Jeff feuded with the 300 pound Stacy Keibler to win the World Slut Title.
[edit] Total Nonsense Action
Jeff left WWE after being raped by a huge chic(probably a man) named Chyna and lost the World Super Heavyweight Title. He and his daddy then made TNA and began raping AJ Styles and Christian Cage for the title and ejaculated sperm on Sting's face, and raped Kurt Angle 10x in the face
[edit] Retirement
Jeff retired after getting gangbanged by Samoa Jerkoff and Umaga and getting wtfhaxxed by pornstar and one half of the Charlie's Angels Jeff Hardy, he has since married Timmy Turner and made 2 bastards named Cosmo and Wanda
[edit] Death
On Badd Blood 2021, the easter bunny bombed a limo with Jeff, Vince McMahon, and his half-sister named Pete Wentz inside it, all of them survived except poor Jeff, and they would soon find out that he made a bastard with Vince McMahon named hornswaggle.
[edit] Finishing and Signature Moves
- Tittie Twister
- Crotch Smack
- Blow Job
[edit] Championships and Accomplishments
- Heaviest Man Alive
- Most Blowjobs
- 5 Time World Heavyweight Champion
- 1 Time World Slut Champion
- Loudest Fart
- Smelliest Shit
- 2 Time TNA X-Division Champion
- 26 Time World Pornstar Champion
- 1 Time TWCA Television Title Champion
- Most Overratted Wrestler of 1861
- Most Overratted Wrestler of 1191-2061
- #1 Most Boring and Overratted Wrestler of 2231-5214
