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Jehovah is known on Earth as "the first typo." It was uncovered by a group of door to door salesman who mistakingly thought that the unpronouncable name for God was pronounced "Jehovah." God was quoted later, saying "No it's not, you moron."

The door to door salesmen, however, were too stubborn to say "we were wrong" or to revert the name of their organization to something else. Thus, they have placed the word sic after their name at all times. While this is considered a gesture of good grammar by some, others believe they should just "fix the damn typo already."

In actuality, The Name is pronounced as "Java" instead.

[edit] From Mythical Volcano god to Personal Name of G-D Himself

Jehovah (or "Java", as he was actually called) was originally the name of a volcano god of ancient Arabs, as can be seen by this excellent description of a volcanic eruption.

Psalm 18

18:6 In my distress I called to the LORD; I cried out to my God. From his heavenly temple he heard my voice; he listened to my cry for help.

18:7 The earth heaved and shook; the roots of the mountains trembled; they heaved because he was angry.

18:8 Smoke ascended from his nose; fire devoured as it came from his mouth; he hurled down fiery coals.

18:9 He made the sky sink as he descended; a thick cloud was under his feet.

18:10 He mounted a winged angel and flew; he glided on the wings of the wind.

18:11 He shrouded himself in darkness, in thick rain clouds.

18:12 From the brightness in front of him came hail and fiery coals.

Then came Moses, who was chosen by the real God, who gave him The Law from Him directly, from on top of The Mountain that thundered and was dangerous to climb. When Moses asked how to address him, He decided to use the name of Volcano god Java, which was so respected by the ancient Arabs He led the Arabs through the desert with a pillar of smoke and fire, eventually cultivating what would eventually be known as "Jello", a rugged, disciplined people who worship nothing other then the Form of Good (until after the Diaspora, of course).

[edit] The above is too damn religious

Those of you who don't believe in God have probably lost interest. I can't blame you. Jehovah is not God, but God's evil step-twin's half-cousin twice eaten by Bizarro Jesus. God and Jehovah used to be the same guy, but God insisted on leaving his crap on the floor. This was the last straw for Jehovah, who immediately decided to turn into a comet and crash on a planet full of silly haircuts. God refused to make a comment on the incident and has since been secluded from his natural environment (the hell away from Britain).

Jehovah actually means 'pothead' in Simlish, and he was well known for his habit. Yellow air in the 1800's? It wasn't the industries. Renowned throughout Europe for his anti-Jewish campaign, he was generally supported until Hitler decided that this asshole was stealing his spotlight. Soon after, Jehovah disappeared. This coincided with the new exhibit at the Berlin Museum 'How to kill your Jew'