Jelly beans

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Jelly beans (beanicus gelatinous) are, as the name implies, beans. However, science has shown that these beans miraculously do not give you gas or digestional discomfort. They also taste pretty dang good.

Jelly beans are normally grown in secret ninja farms, the oldest one located in Atlantis. However, due to high flooding, it is no longer in operation.

Jelly beans also grow in the wild, mostly near the coast of California, the mountains of Canada, the deserts of Africa, and in Transylvania, home of the HIV-infected blood-flavored jelly bean. Their natural predators include small birds, rodents, turtles, sea cucumbers, and children.