Jerry Falwell/declaration
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We, the undersigned, would like to take this opportunity to thank God for demonstrating his all-holy clemency by purging the Earth of Reverend Jerry Falwell. Such an act of divine intervention has left all of us in very high spirits, and we praise You for this unsurpassed act of celestial mercy.
Signed,
- Bob 34:56, 7 July 27 BC
- Ye Olde Luke 23:39, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
- Dalekdan
- Roman Dog Bird 03:19, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
- AlexJohnc3 Complain F@H Fx2 03:33, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
- Bronze Ent 02:25, 1 September 2007
- Counciltucky 01:46, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
- RandomDie 02:32, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
- Nateland 23:07, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
- God 12:06, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
- Pwnedintheface 23:37, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
- George Bush 15:53, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
- Etc. 117:117, 32 Julio 20009- wait, where'd he go?
- --64.65.225.114 17:21, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
- Phalanxia 20:02, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
- --F33bs 23:47, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
- --68.46.38.68 02:52, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
- L'Aquatique 07:29, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
- Anonymous - Jerry Falwell is a cock-sucking yellow bastard that should have reverting to shitting in a diaper after he graduated from college.
- --User:TheGreatLiquidFox Bitch asshole bitchwell.
User:Ubergrue2.0 Halleluea! He is DEAD!!!
[edit] I Disagree!!!
[edit] The Declaration of Damnification of This Vile and Unnecessary Deed
We, the undersigned, are very displeased with God for taking one of our greatest right-wing supporters ever. We thought You loved us, but apparently we were mistaken. Nevertheless, when we die and ascend to Heaven, he had better be there, or we will be very irate indeed.
Signed,
- George Bush 15:56, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
- Your mom 03:28, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
- Jerry Falwell 06:66, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
- Conservapedia Time is a myth perpetuated by liberal Jews and an affront to Jesus Christ.
- Bill O'Reilly (This time has been deleted by the EVIL ATHEIST LIBERALS in the media)
- John Kerry- still flip-flopping, after all these years.
- Etc.- wait, where'd he go?
- Batman - one less villain for me to fight. Holy dead assholes!
- Emperor Palpatine- After Vader kicked the bucket, he would be my newapprentice.
- Pat Robertson Time is not included because time was one of the reasons God made 9/11 happen.
