Jetpacks
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[edit] Jetpacks are cool
Up, up, and away -Heinrich Himmler after seeing 1962 Bugs Bunny cartoon that had jetpacks in it.
[edit] The History of Jetpacks and Jetpack accessories
The sole great invention of the 1850s cartoon series the Jetsons, Jetpacks were first used in WWII by Germany.
Hitler himself brought in a Jetpack expert (Buck Rogers, who had used it to travel to the future and the past and the present and then back to his own time), to develop the Mürmerfinklerhiemer, which, due to the fact that it was a waste of time and money and jews, was the reason Germany lost the war.
Other applications of the Jetpack would occur in the 60s when Bond, James Bond used it to defeat Q in an intense game of foosball (exact details are classified by both MI-6 and Italian Intelligencia)
There are also unconfirmed sightings of an invisible jetpack.
[edit] The Future of Jetpack
Physicists and Nerds everywhere contemplate daily on the future of Jetpacks and its effect on today's society. More recent discussion involves the use of Na3Yb3OHePB2Ca6Ar5 instead of the less effective K9N0Ni2Cu1Kr0
But, of course, we all know that's silly as the Third postulatative quantitative manipulative sublet of Chemistry does not allow for such nonsensical compounds
Einstein once theorized about jetpacks
Ze hole idea of Jeetpaks revolves round the idea zat as we approach, through ze use of rocketree, ze speed of light we just inevitably end up right where we began. Jeetpaks are useless just like zis article
[edit] Colors
The Colors Dude, The Colors
-that guy in that commercial with popiscles
Recently at the National Jetpack Consumer Awareness Convention, top researchers in the field were able to invent 6 new ne'er-before-seen SuperJetpacks
