Jilliby, New South Wales

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Jilliby is a suburb located in the Dooralong Valley on the Central Coast of New South Wales, Australia, as part of the Wyong Shire local government area.

[edit] People & Culture

Jilliby is home of many from far west of the world to far asian of the world,trust me they are everywhere i didn't think it was possibly for asians to know were jilliby was but the have a little colony situated in burlington av. if u ever get the chance to go site seeing that is the place u want to see they have an intercome and even an electric gate to keep their 123456 children from getting out and growing rice crops thought out jilliby witch would result in jillibys people "actually" growing their 6th toe not just imagining it.

Jilliby is well known for its street meeting held once a month on the corner or holloway drive and burlington av. but really attenting these meeting is just fanomanal! in jilliby its all about sharing and caring with your fellow neighbours. i dont actually think 1 neighbour knows how to drive a car properly in a straight line or they just like to attempt to hit the most famouse resident James Nicholson when he goes for his daily jog.

But above all the rest there is one house that sits above all,

the Flockheart resedents, family memmbers include,

• heath .the cuz
• helena .woman who gave birth to many
• angela .one on centerlink payments
• mitch .angelas bitch
• james .the greacy greacball wog
• kirsty .the lil wanna b emo
• brett . resedent of mental clinic
• harry .the cuz's son\
• hope . big w model
• homer . no mascot of jilliby, a simple pig!!!

this loverly punch of people like to sit back relax,piss neighbours off,not attend street meetings,admit to nothing when asked by police if they did anything and most or all just do nothing. jilliby would never b the same without them. the rate of native aboriginals would go up drasticly dew to lack of james' orange gun shooting their petrol cans b4 they syphen all our petrol!

[edit] Tourism

“Jilliby is all about keeping it real or its on like donkey kong!!!”

~ Some guy

Popular sites include:

• Homer the Pig
• cematery
• The burnt out car at the Moto Jump dam
• That guy's backyard we steal stuff from.
• Native aborigianls (with night hunting always pack petrol and a spot light).
• Orange gunning caltex.
• The one and only Cheech.
• James Kalpaxis
• McDonalds

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