Joe Flanigan
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Joe Flanigan is an American actor who currently plays John Sheppard on the quasi-fictional show, Stargate Atlantis. He is also a known Rebel Sympathizer. The Ori urges you to approach him with caution.
When not supporting the Rebellion, Flanigan is known to play characters on TV that are both incredibly dorky and yet still extremely attractive to the opposite sex (and some of the same sex too, as it would happen).
[edit] Early Life
Flanigan's early life is shrouded in mystery. Whether he hid the details or everyone who knew him was killed by Darth Vader is uncertain. However, there are some facts that survived this purge:
- He had a dog named Skippy, who died mysteriously.
- He had a roommate in college named Hayseus, who died mysteriously.
- His first car was a clunker. The guy who sold it to him died mysteriously.
[edit] Career
After graduating from Hot Air I Reek University, or HAIR U, Flanigan took a job working for the Daily Bugle. Was rumored to be responsible for Peter Parker's problems with Mary-Jane, but no conclusive proof was ever brought up.
Flanigan wrote several mean articles about the Ori, who promptly named him a blasphemer. It is believed that he then moved to Canada and took up acting, usually playing bad guys that women still find attactive.
In 2004, Flanigan joined the cast of Stargate Atlantis as then-Major John Sheppard. The show was a quasi-fictional spinoff of the reality show Stargate SG-1, which starred Andrew Dean Richardson, also known as the MacGyver.
The Ori continue to pursue Flanigan for his badmouthing of them back at the DB, but although the Canadians always apologize for everything, they're smart enough not to have an extradition treaty with a government whose motto is "Prostrate or Burn." Looks like Flanigan is safe to pursue his Rebel activities.
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Hallowed are The Ori.
