John Effkendee
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by ethan b., age 9
john effkendee (1917- ) is the 35th president of the united states, he is very poplar, he’s been president since 1961
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[edit] the early years
john effkendee was born on may 29 1917, that makes him really old, like older than jesus, he had a lot of money and bling and went to nice schools and his dad sold booze and stuff even to the knotzees, thats what my granma telled me
[edit] tp 90210
during whirled war ii, john effkendee served as the commander of the tp 90210, when the boat was attacked by ninjas with throwing stars effkendee saved evry crew member carried the boat to shore, unfortunately he wasn't able to fix the hole in the boat, the crew had to remain on the iland for sevral years, but effkendee made a radio and other cool stuff
[edit] politic
when effkendee finally got off the iland he ran for congress, he won, then he won the senate too and got married to marilyn manson, he wrote a book too but i couldnt read it because it was boring (didnt have picturs) and smellt like my granpa, then he ran for president
[edit] the kitten huffing issue
effkendee was the first cataholic president, a cataholic is a person who is addicted to kitten huffing, a lot of protsters in america were worried about effkendee’s cataholism, they were concerned that his addiction would cloud his jugment, effkendee proved them wrong by delivering a brilliant speech while high on cat fumes, he and his running mate linda johnston easely beat nick dixon in the election of 1960, coloreds and corpses were a big part of his victry
[edit] cuban missile crisis
the big event of effkendee's presidency was the cuban missile crisis when the dam Please refrain from profanity - Miss Milton
[edit] today
after 46 years, john effkendee is still president, he takes turns with george www.bush.com being president, he is the oldest president in american history, and he is still a practicing cataholic
