Jordan

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Jordan
Jordan
Jordan


(Flag)	(Coat of Arms)

Motto: "Sunni in some places, shi'ite in others."

Anthem: "Jordan" by buckethead

Capital

Amman

Largest city

Agrabah

Official languages

Arabic

Government

Hasheboogie

National Hero(es)

Terrorists, such as Arnold Al-Asswadnegger and Sean Claude Van Al-Dammit

Declaration
of Independence

1337

Currency

Jordan Almonds -- a delectable treat found in covered bowls in living rooms around the world. Often these candies are selected to match the color scheme of said room. (See: Living Room)

Religion

Islam

Major exports

Actual real working magic carpets, Textile Engineers, beautiful women, Terrorists and apparently, some amount of Crude Oil

A country in the Middle East, Jordan is one of the world's largest producers of Crude Oil, although this is one of the least amazing facts about this fantastic and intriguing nation. Due to the oil, it is a place that George Bush takes regular holidays to - sapping up all that oiliness. NB according to Bush, the sea was lovely and black and then he got high...too high for the worlds liking.

1 Trivia About Jordan
2 Agriculture in Jordan
3 Major Urban Centers and Geographic Land Marks
4 Prominent Families of Jordan
5 Other meanings

[edit] Trivia About Jordan

Jordan was listed by Hans Blix one of the most urgent reasons to ban further outbreaks of Eurovision Song (See: Eurovision Song Contest)

Jordan holds the record for the largest bra ever knittted (See: Knitting)

Jordan once Groped the lead singer of the popular rock band "black stone cherry"

Jordan shall live forever!!!!

The terrorist Jordanish is known to be active in this country

American chief George W. Bush has been criticised for being "too friendly" with this nation.

In the Nike Revolution of 2006, the United States grants "bordering nation" status to Jordan

The fantasy work known as Epic Legends of the Hierarchs: The Elemenstor Saga was an export of this nation.

Jordanians are also known to be super proud of their pathetic ruled kingdom.

Jordan is known to have the best places for strippers and night clubs.

It is told that it's ruled by a bunch of monkeys.

Smiling is a crime in Jordan!

[edit] Agriculture in Jordan

Since the extinction of foxes (except the surprisingly intelligent artist fox that dwells in the icy wastes of Mauritania) in 1972, the sole purpose of farming has been to supply unspecified sheep parts to the aristocracy of Jordan, where they are considered a delicacy. (See: Farming)

[edit] Major Urban Centers and Geographic Land Marks

Agrabah - the famous city of Disney's Aladin

Amman, The capital of Jordan; a city which is in territory hotly contested by the Palestinians (See: Palestine)

The Dead Tea (See: Tea) A lake on the border of Israel , Palestine, and Jordan filled with incredibly salty tea.

[edit] Prominent Families of Jordan

McHaggis -- The Clan McHaggis homelands, since the 12th century, can be traced to the lands around Haggishire, Scotland. However, there was also a branch of the clan associated with the Middle Eastern country of Jordan. This connection goes back in ancient history, and is a result of a long drinking binge and a dare.

[edit] Other meanings

Clearly showing both of the more mountainous areas of Jordan

There are six kinds of Jordan. One is the hashemite kingdom of Jordan, and is in the middle east - whenever things start kicking off a bit, Jordan immediately goes off and gets a teacher. Then releases a press statement saying "yeah, we saw the whole thing, couldn't believe it." Then sits smugly as everybody else gets a kicking.

The second is a British woman with great big hooters, who has recently threatened to represent Britain in the Eurovision Song Contest. She has been offered upwards of twenty million pounds not to take part.

The third kind of Jordan is a river in Israel, and there's not much to say about that, except that its real name is Katie Price and it's going out with Peter Andre.

The fourth kind of Jordan is a type of sugar-coated almond-based confection only found in movie theaters. This last type of Jordan is, on a pound-for-pound basis, more valuable than uranium.

The fifth Jordan, is the amazingness by Buckethead. He composed this song to spite all those who make fun of his bucket. After he finished it, no one was left standing for all the heads in the audience had imploded.

The sixth Jordan is from a small town in West Virginia, and is credited with destroying Chuck Norris in an all out battle to the death. Only to have Chuck Norris raise from the dead and smack him saying, "Fool, you can't kill me!"

Well it was thought that there were only six kinds of Jordan, however there was a SEVENTH found in a small town in Canada, which is located somewhere north of Mexico. It is this Jordan who should be credited for the creation of everything in the world. Including Chuck Norris. Who is of no match to his modified Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku. HADOUKEN!!!

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